Son Giggle Poems

A wise poet said:
“You are captain of your own ship!”
My employer said: “Not here, Buddy!”
My wife said, “Yes dear, after you take
out the garbage and...

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My 20-year-old-son told me
    he had chosen a new 'Study Abroad' program for next semester

  He left me wondering ~
 ...

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My wife says, 'Relax'
    My son says, 'Chillax'

  My daughter tells me, 'Smilax'
    I nod ~ downing Ex-Lax...

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"Who done did that?"
      My dad had to know

   I pointed at sister
     ...

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I gave my son a dollar bill from eighteen-hundred thirty two
    and a two-spot from that same year too
  The question...

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So calm
my mom

my nose
a rose

I shed 
blood red

nose bleed
I plead

cryin’
dyin’

instead
she said

you picked
he kicked

you’ll live
just give

the horse
his course

a fall
is all

don’t come
unspun

what’s done
is done

tale spun
my son...

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mothers day pilot pam bass

feeling a bit bored and crass

flew east in a wink

right into the drink

losing her sons boarding pass.
...

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Every time I do a smell
I think it's cool, somehow just swell,
I turn around and look to see
If they caught on it was me.
I cast...

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Sunday morning up with the lark,
I went jogging in the park.
Suddenly I felt pain in my sides,
soon I started taking long strides.

I went to the...

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Here's the 'Poem of the Day'
  If it's not selected, it's not OK

It rhymes in time, truly chimes ~
  Whooshing on down the...

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Once upon a time 
In a land far away
A Baby was born
On a bright winter’s day

He was a happy baby
His laughter quite the treat
He was...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Walking along the pebbled beaches of Devon,
Little Bertha and me were on a mission,
To find some fossil of unknown dinosaur, 
Washed to these shores by...

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there once was a thief from devin

whose teachers called him sir kevin

but his mom and dad

were indeed more sad

he worked eleven to seven....

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The Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch

Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying...

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