Halloween Giggle Poems

Written: November 12, 2023
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The place's full of orcs and witches
and pumpkins with straw...

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spleen of newt tongue of blubber

foul things toads eat for supper

a potion this fine

will strenghten a spine

swallow with bread and butter.
...

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fiendlike stalkers glide on air

some in mothers wiggy hair

a strange eerie sight

this cool autumn night

our scarefest vanity fair.
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Tonight, I swear, way up in the sky
    I saw three cackling witches fly by

  And then down here on the...

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A unicorn's horn,
tattered and torn,
a half eaten Hershey's,
2 crushed candy corn.
The tiniest bat wing,
mummy's white sling,
skeleton's femur,
spider web string.
Witch’s silk hat,
yawn from the cat,
shriveling pumpkin,
Snickers...

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Is Halloween over yet
  A trip to the dentist please set

    Buy a few pair of extra-wide jeans
   ...

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Listen, chicks and girls,
All around the world,
'Tis Happy Halloween,
This is our one true scene,
A time for our ghouls, 
And spiders' drools,
By candlelight,
Charms recite,
With female energy,
Fly...

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He dressed as a jack-o-lantern
costumed in uncommon pattern
	strode through the park
	though it was dark
and was mistaken for slattern...

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No one cared about poor Jack
cut and carved from front to back
	his pulp made pie
	seeds left to dry
he became a withered wrack...

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Poor Jack ran a futile race
couldn’t keep up the heated pace
	lost the battle
	someone’s chattel
now he has a Halloween face...

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a witch and a pet aardvark

broom to an amusement park

with a mic in hand

and dave brubecks band

warble a strange meadowlark.
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A happy pumpkin named Spinner
went to a Halloween dinner
	he met girly gourd
	whom he much adored
they each went home a big winner...

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Trouble, trouble stirs the wind
ghastly ghosts rise and ascend
	warty toads croak
	vile spells are spoke
witches’ covens evil intend

Burbling, gurgling cauldron hot
with purple vein, red blood clot
	virgins...

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Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
	they sang off key
	it tickled me
 as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring....

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a starving brit in a pot

three weird sisters stir it hot

we ask sir explain

why you dont complain

its me for lunch or carrot.
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