Funny General Poems

Why Danny, so cute, but elusive
Ornamental and yet unobtrusive
Preferring to stay
At the end of the day
In locations a tad more exclusive

Why Danny, you see, while...

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General David Petraeus,
Caught up in a scandal outrageous.
Leadership was his forte,
Til he succumbed to lust and foreplay.

11/16/12

Entered into Nathan's yesterday's
clerihew contest....

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Sheep is general, as a term
cliched by constant use.
One wonders why the name is used 
as a form of soft abuse.
There's nothing wrong with sheep...

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CSA General Bedford Forest
Mighty killing warrior
Would've won the war no jest
If his horses were survivors

Gen. Forest lost 30 horses during the civil war and killed...

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His guard couldn’t help snitchin’ 
When he washed grenades in his kitchen.
This general had a hazardous heart,
His name: Linoleum Blownapart....

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General M.

She was General Memaw to a few.
Now she is at rest and cannot stew.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010

Poetic form:  Epigram...

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At a general public meeting
They decided, on reflection
To replace the penal system
With a simple lead injection
Some people stood and argued
That shooting was too good
“Just take...

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isn't it funny how life seems to go
watching life go like its a show

singing of birds and waving of trees
to prove life is not as...

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Isn’t life a funny thing? Sometimes, it’s like you’re on top of the world; nothing 
can faze you. But then, other times, its like you’re...

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There in the park, beside the path, 
The limestone general stands,
With pigeons perched upon his hat
And on the saber in his hand.  
 ...

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