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Pets Funny Love Poems

These Pets Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Pets. These are the best examples of Funny Love Pets poems written by international poets.

Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot

I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: bird, cute, funny love,

Catnip

I don't need any psychedelic trip...

I can just watch my cat roll around 
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...

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Categories: funny love, animal, cat, cute love,

My Cat

My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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Categories: funny love, cat, drink, funny, love,

Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

I lay very quiet till you open the door
Then I scurry clear across the floor.
I know that it's you and I can't wait
To have you...

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Categories: funny love, best friend, cat, funny

My Cute Dog

You're the cutest little cutie
When you're sitting in a chair
With your back legs in the air
Like you're sitting in a chair....

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Categories: funny love, animal, dog, funny, love,

Petting Pet Porcupines

Petting Pet Porcupines

Pet porcupines require love
But always pet them with a glove...

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Categories: funny love, angst, animal, appreciation, caregiving,

Thing's I Say That Make My Chihuahua Happy

Oh my pretty Tsuki
Tsuki-tsuki-tsoo
Aren't you a beautiful doggy?
You'd make a lovely sandwich!
Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun,
Yes I will. Yes I will.
I love you...

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Categories: funny love, animal, dog, food, funny,

First Pets

I loved each and every one of my pets
Such fond memories one never forgets
My frog Buddah was a friendly little critter
Like Leo the lizard but...

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Categories: funny love, cute, funny, love, pets,

Headlights Are Better Than Sunbeams

Buzz buzz purr purr
You think it’s all for you
Rub my ears and scratch my fur
It’s better than a zoo

You think it’s all for you
When I...

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Categories: cat, funny, funny love,

Puppy Love

to market get a carrot

sneak it home never share it

this our spaniel does

every day because

his lady friends a ferret....

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Categories: funny love, animal, cute love, funny

Would It Be Me

sitting across from my fishbowl
watching my little goldfish 
wandering -

wondering 
had she an iPhone
who would she first call
would it be me
or some guy named Paul...

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Categories: funny, funny love, girl,

My Puppy

My puppy sure loves to lick me
He thinks I’m a lollypop.
Every time I get home he attacks me
Then kisses me nonstop.

You’d think I was gone...

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Categories: funny love, animal, children, dog, fun,

Piddle Eee Dee

Piddle Eee Dee

Dribble, Dribble, breakage, and Piddle
                  ...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, funny love,

Mistaken Identity

The royal cat nips                     ...

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Categories: funny love, animal, cat, drink, flower,

To *****

*****, *****, my fun, little, furry friend.

Your tongue is long and pink, and always hangs out.

Chasing your tail, is a game, that will not end.

Why...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love, pets,