Heaven Funny Love Poems

What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...

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Sometimes you must go through hell to find heaven
it’s a trip everyone must take
Making excuses is a spark that starts a lie 
a fire out...

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Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...

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We Swooning Sparking Sparkling Fiery Fierce Lovers, By Davieo, David Rothchild

We Swooning Sparking Sparkling Fiery Fierce Lovers
When we were wholly as one true being complete...

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You were the promised "slice of heaven"
The adventure termed a futile endeavor.
I sought after, I fought for, I got “you”.
But after this there won't be...

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We'd so much in common, that was clear from the start,
A match made in heaven, like a chessboard and a dart.
Just that we seem to...

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After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold.

She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie.

Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a...

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The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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God must have created the stars while thinking about your eyes

You pull me closer to heaven and I pull you back down to earth,

Not all...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Give me a Call

I am prettier than you
(in complete darkness) -smarter too
(when I give no tongue) -I’m an angel
(when heaven fails) a dancer, a singer,
a...

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I can feel my spirit crying 
And I can tell that someone is dying
I can feel my spirit crying 
When a special tear drop from...

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How terribly Unusual, was m’ Bride!
She loved to shock her brother with weird things!
As honeysuckle, sweet!  But evening-tide
Would find her fast asleep, while the...

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I've been through some heartbreak that I'll never forget
Memories on replay from times I wish didn't exist
Relationships for me don't seem to go right or...

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Evening comes with brightness
That will never end,that brightness
It's you with your light face,your
Glowing eyes,you are the Engel indeed

I love the way you make me happy...

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