Food Funny Love Poems
These Food Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Food. These are the best examples of Funny Love Food poems written by international poets.
A Fruitful FruitThe smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...
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funny love, appreciation, candy, desire, food,
Onyun Soup
onyun soups the bind that ties
spousey wins pulitzer prize
recipe steeped
in onyuns weeped
so tasty it closed my eyes.
...
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funny love, autumn, food, funny, funny
PickleWritten for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).
Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...
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funny love, birth, celebration, character, child,
I Put Orangutan Into a Poem I Need An AwardMy afghan man with arms like an orangutan
who likes to kiss me while we stand
He says
He loves to look into your eyes as he kisses...
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funny love, animal, for him, funny
Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and JuliusDate November 2019
Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything
Out of place. He wanted the...
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absence, allusion, funny love,
Write FromWrite from...
Write about the order of date and time
Write about the confusion of our thoughts
Write about the deafening buzz of doubt
Write about drying tears
Write about...
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funny love, 1st grade, allusion, angst,
Furry LoveIn a pet shop, a female cat fell in love with a male dog. The dog was so irate and said, "Stop licking me...
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funny love,
DaliyaGaand ka dalya gaand ka dalya
Meri gaand ka dalya bana
Thora metha thora pani mila
Gaand ka dalya gaand ka dalya
Meri gaand ka dalya bana......
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drink, food, funny love,
Table Number FourTonight's our night
We've been waiting weeks
Our favourite Bistro
For Potato soup with leeks
They gave us 'our' table
The one by the door
Where we first sat
Table number 4
I...
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funny love, dance, first love, food,
In Nando's( To be sang to the tune of " Fernando " by the famous
pop group ABBA )
When we met that night...
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funny love,
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Dining Roomi ate the best clam chowder soup today
i have just been arrested for stealing the whole pot
said pot confiscated, i stood by my story that...
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food, funny love, happy,
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat ThinksWhat you say to a cat what a cat thinks
I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...
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funny love, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,
My CatMy cat drank my glass of wine, ...
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funny love, cat, drink, funny, love,
Excuse Me Please Pass the SaltExcuse me please pass the salt
Excuse me please pass the salt,
I am out of luck hit by a lightning bolt,
I am sitting here quiet around...
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funny love,
Double LimericksThe Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although...
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funny love, cheer up, fun, funny,