Wedding Funny Poems

The crispy crusty bread
Was as lonely as it gets
As handsome as he was
He had no bride to wed

The crispy crusty bread
He tries all that he...

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The snowman 
fun and cold 
watching kids. 

Covered in snow 
white head to toe 
sun stay away 
please no melting. 

Frosty is my name 
A...

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Quote By Poet "Life is made up of many happy tears and many sad tears"

Theirs was a perfect June wedding,
filled with pretty flowers and a...

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The old white wooden church,  
stood tall upon a tree lined mountain.  
The winding dirt road,  
lead us up each Sunday morning....

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"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet

She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...

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It's true that pork 'n' beans have
chunks that are winning

And Indian spiced pumpkin
sets your heart spinning

Pho bo's delightful, cod soup's disarming
jjamppong, French lentil --charming

Japanese dashi,...

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Many years ago,
a simple kiss made her glow.
Love was everywhere,
sweet flowers filled the air.
That day there was no snow,
the warm sand covered a toe.
Her blue...

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Dear Mommy,                       ...

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I used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws

I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles

I used...

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The yellow rose is filled with sunshine and joy,  
she says welcome back or good luck.  


The red rose tells a story of...

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FUNNY  CANNY  PUNNY

            The great guy Punny
     ...

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It’s pure as fresh snow 
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.

A beluga whale, the milky...

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When I open your book of life,                  ...

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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

The lineage is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can...

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I went to a church filled with white
Beds of roses scattered in the site
I stepped aside for the dashing bride
Coming down the aisle, a rushing...

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