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Places Funny Poems

These Places Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Places. These are the best examples of Funny Places poems written by international poets.

Confused I And Stressed In London

is everyone from Barking  Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where...

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Categories: funny, city, confusion,

Im UNSURE

More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...

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Categories: funny, africa, blessing, family, for

Just Another Untitled Poem

There are not many places
where I haven't been
Few cities or countries
I wasn't once in

And you'll likely find
that I'm hardly at home
I'll cite some examples
of areas...

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Categories: funny, humor, word play,

Apple Picking - Double Tanka

It wasn't just some,
the entire orchard was ripe!
Crisp fuji apples...
they would taste so good... maybe...
But I can't reach those! They're high!

I climb the ladder,
reach for...

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Categories: food, funny, places,

A Scottish Location

A bonnie wee place, Drummore.
Just aff the Galloway Shore. 
A stoat and a fish.
Their signature dish. 
A bonnie wee place Drummore....

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Categories: cheer up, fun, funny,

Retirement Plan

Taking my old Town-Car out for a little spin,
never suffer through rush hour traffic again.
Now we have time to see all those places we’ve never...

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Categories: funny, age, poetry,

Teach Me a Lesson

There's an old red beach ball stuck in the rafters of the haunted hotel pool. It's been there for the 7 long years, I've been...

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Categories: funny, heart, life, memory, smile,

Grocery Store Vision

That moment I step in- front, automatic sliding
doors, of my favorite grocery store 'open-wide'
slide apart this transcends my being, automatically...
into manifest... 

visions of what were...

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Categories: fantasy, fun, funny,

Hospital

"The world has many great places to vacation,
a hospital is not one of them." By Poet

There are times when we go to the hospital
by car...

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Categories: funny, humor, sick, sleep, travel,

Chance

We kept our silence in the room as we waited for the verdict to be read an innocent man sitting there with a murder hanging...

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Categories: funny, america, appreciation, devotion, emotions,

Break

Break

Daybreak
Summer break, 
Winter break... 
Fall.

Heartache
Mistake
Awake
Don't be fake...
Life is at stake.

Make a difference, 
and then, eat cake
for goodness sake....

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, angel, chocolate,

Spreading Happiness

S - Spreading happiness and smiles to every
P - Person near and far
R - Ringing out great cheer
E - Everyone will hear
A - And I...

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Categories: funny, happy, life, love, memory,

Ode To My Pen

My dear incredible pen,
you are the pinnacle of writing instruments! Looking refined with your elegant ebony shaft and gold-filagree trim, you are a true technological...

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Categories: character, fantasy, feelings, funny

''I Shoulda Seen It Comin''

the snow was falling ...
         the wind blowing it in drifts ... here and there
  ...

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Categories: funny, snow, storm,

Palpable Aversion

It’s pure as fresh snow 
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.

A beluga whale, the milky...

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Categories: color, funny, hate, how