Marriage Funny Poems
These Marriage Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Marriage. These are the best examples of Funny Marriage poems written by international poets.
Unreasonable specieshe dare not correct even if she be wrong,
why does not her man learn forbearance in love,
he should know her by now, they been married...
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first love, funny love,
You can't divorce a good jokeBluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
than
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...
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Categories:
emotions, funny, humor, marriage,
The Snowman Takes A Wife
The snowman
fun and cold
watching kids.
Covered in snow
white head to toe
sun stay away
please no melting.
Frosty is my name
A...
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Categories:
funny, celebration, fun, love, marriage,
Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a snake?
They’re not the type to give,...
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Categories:
funny, courage, desire, for her,
Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...
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Categories:
absence, beauty, funny, hair,
SonyaWhat’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...
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Categories:
funny love, girl, humorous,
Invincible
exult, newlyweds
you're truly invincible ~
aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...
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funny, marriage, relationship, strength,
Poems That Did Not Make the CutWe all have those notebooks
filled up to the top
of poems we started
but for some reason had to stop
But we never throw them away
into the trash...
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Categories:
funny, poetry,
Angelic"We can all be an angel to someone." By Poet
I can still remember,
the days of years gone by.
We were so young and carefree,
time did not...
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Categories:
funny, angel, beauty, life, love,
Sloth Like In My Entishness TodayI’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...
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Categories:
care, for her, funny
Cougar"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...
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Categories:
appreciation, beautiful, betrayal, funny,
The Sacred Meow Society PoetryA private club was run by old Tom the cat, ...
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Categories:
funny, books, humor, marriage, old,
Snog FrogTo snag a prince, ambitious ladies
bet all their money on a snog
but as a rule they end up getting...
a frog....
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Categories:
animal, funny love, love,
Your Heart I Want It Back, By Davieo, David RothchildYour Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild
Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...
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Categories:
care, funny love, i
ShakespeareAs a mere child of eighteen years, ...
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funny, love, marriage, poems, poets,