Lyric Funny Poems

(To be sung to the tune of "Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmations)

Dadella DeVil, Dadella DeVil
If he don't make you laugh, no funny thing will
I...

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Louhi Louhi, me gotta go
Louhi Louhi, me gotta go.
Fine little demoness waits for me
Me sail across Pohjola Sea
Me sail dat ship all alone
I never think...

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Corny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.

Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s...

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Poets are a funny lot
they come for what is sizzling hot
Compassionate? Most times they're not!
they give your rhymes a decent shot
curious to see what you...

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“They Stole My Crown”
©2021 Jerry Brotherton

On the eve of Coronation Day, the old king had lost the fight.
He called his court jesters together; told them...

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Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you...

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~ Parody of 'Let's Go Fly a Kite' ~
           from the movie, Mary Poppins 
...

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Amos was a boy from the backwoods, 
lived his life back there up in the sticks.
Hunting, fishing, swimming, and drinking, 
was the way he would...

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It's true that pork 'n' beans have
chunks that are winning

And Indian spiced pumpkin
sets your heart spinning

Pho bo's delightful, cod soup's disarming
jjamppong, French lentil --charming

Japanese dashi,...

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Monkeys make the world go round
The world go round, the world go round
Monkeys make the world go round
They make the world go round.
Vervet, howler, capuchin
Marmoset...

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Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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The King of Neot gave out a strange quest,- get me a flower from the haunted forest for a gold chest.”
No one wanted to go...

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Charging my body
With your volts of two-twenty
In my veins I get plenty
My blood boils over eighty

Electrifying in my dreams
Faces of you atop the mountain screams
Going...

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[This is dedicated to the twelve people who identify as my bosses.]

I had twelve bosses — soon to be eleven 
They’ll be crunchin numbers in...

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Let’s have a lil fun. Let’s see how many of these you remember.
If you know, you know (Smile)

Little Boy Blue come blow your horn…
Jack be...

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