Health Funny Poems
These Health Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Health. These are the best examples of Funny Health poems written by international poets.
The Aged CombatantsTheir fists were of furious intent,
But backs were too aged and bent.
It wasn't the seizing,
But rather the wheezing,
That both to the hospital sent....
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Categories:
age, anger, character, funny,
Paddy's Woes
Saint Paddy’s Day came and it went.
A gastronomical event.
the food was spot on,
my arteries groan
I’m sorely in need of a stent!...
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Categories:
drink, food, funny, health,
Hi-ChooHi-Choo
Early spring in Corinth and I’m bathing in a pollen shower as fuzzy green seedlings are whisked here and there in the blustery March breeze,...
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Categories:
environment, funny, health, humor,
Sarahstaring at a stereo
in the Serengeti
Sarah getting stir crazy
gotta get out of this ghetto
Sarah saw a
chance and took it
sailed on a sailboat
slowly to Nantucket
thanks wholly
to...
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Categories:
funny, fun, humorous, mental health,
THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni MitchellI went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.
Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...
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Categories:
funny, garden, health, hilarious,
The RainI f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better.
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter
I adore the miserable...
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Categories:
angst, depression, funny, garden,
Jeff The Three-Legged WormJeff the three-legged worm
they weren’t his legs
but legs that he’d found
from old bits of twig
just scattered around
he once saw a centipede
who laughed and made fun
of...
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Categories:
funny, anti bullying, anxiety, children,
Social fcking MediaIt's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...
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Categories:
anger, culture, dark, funny,
Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella DevilLoretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...
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Categories:
age, crazy, funny, health,
Bholu- the fun poemSeems like he is Bholu from my village,
He used to come every morning to fetch Neera(Palm Toddy) from the Taad(palm) tree,
He would tie ends of...
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funny, humor,
The Way I'm Wired(FND awareness)
Functional Neurological Disorder
Sounds far more serious than required.
However, life now makes more sense.
That's how it is. It's the way I'm wired.
I thought I had...
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funny, giggle, health,
Shingles doesn't careThere's a tv commercial with a metaphor,
that some of us may have heard before,
"shingles doesn't care".
If one rolls the virus dice rsv and covid
aren't very...
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funny, health,
Things Never Said to Me“A genius has been at work
And we know you never shirk
It’s not your fault: you’ve had things tough
You always do more than enough”
These things were...
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Categories:
career, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Video Game in My EyesWritten by Gail DeBole on
December 27, 2023
Updated December 28, 2023
I told my eye doctor about my blurred sight
And that it had caused me somewhat...
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Categories:
funny, health, humor, imagination,
Toasthere's to the elephant
in the room
looks like he needs it...
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Categories:
feelings, funny, humorous, mental