Ballad Funny Poems

Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI

On the Horns of a Dilemma (I)
by Michael R. Burch

Love has become preposterous
for the over-endowed rhinoceros:
when he meets the right...

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Your hands as soft as cotton balls
My hands colored like cheese balls

Your hair I always touch
My hair I can't detach

Your eyes I miss each day
My...

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Picture of you
  in my heart
Face of you
  I don't part
In my heart 
  I write your name
In your heart
  I...

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I hear them singing,                                           ...

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On my wedding day
I exaggerated...
in place of waltz
a l played Rock music
in place of greeting
I gave in my rival 
an "uppercut" ...
Rather than
come softly
I came...

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A sad sack of a man;
he sits on his balcony rail 
five stories high, facing out 
drunk out of his freakin' mind 
and still drinking!...

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The young man was handed a note
Check here, if you're registered to vote
Voting wasn't on his mind
Felt he waisted his time
Stuffed his ballad in a...

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Newfoundlanders can row, you should see some of'em go,
when they puts a punt on a pond. 
But I don't like this mess, all this Race...

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Buds Forever

Shorty was a little dog, 
Curly was too. 
They played every day, 
until there was nothing else to do. 

Rolling on the grass, 
digging...

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Puzzles in Pink

Yesterday is just a dream. 
I took you everywhere, 
but you... do not remember. 

My little one, 
you cried and cried. 

We went...

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Home to Rest
(She said, "I love my room." 
The very happy feeling of being home.)

Today, 
my daughter came home. 
She was not crying this time,...

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Another One Down
And another one bites the dust. 

Marriage. 
My friend, my neighbor, the lady next door, 
Rampant miscalculations of being too nice, 
two people...

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Chickens

Are by far my favorite bird. 

They give and take very little. 
They kill the bugs on the property, 

Not by chemical intervention, 
but by...

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I know that I’m addicted Although it’s self inflicted Life is not what I depicted To this I am convicted I don’t want any help...

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