Humorous Fox Poems

Mother was away, plucking hens
So I got my mead, in the special hip flask
Sat by the fence, just by the green
Time slipped along, Ken joined...

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The Art of the Devilish Deal

By Mark D. Stucky
Did Trump sell his soul to the devil in 2016?
As his part of the deal, could he...

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Lady Melanie with silver locks
Loved her bonbons, bagels, and graved lox.
Curmudgeon geezers viewed her a fox,
But she loved them less than chicken pox.

Melanie kept free...

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I once knew a gal from Biloxi
Who was known for being quite foxy
Often she was giving,
But made a good living
And sometimes she worked as a...

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What the fox says I cannot declare.
Some might say it's the fox's affair.
Does it yodel or purr?
Does it bark like a cur?
To be honest, I...

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A Farmer built a chicken coop 
    from extra wood and wire.
To satisfy the pent demand 
    for eggs...

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A fox was a kit and a dog was once a puppy.
Don’t throw a fit, but a fish was never a guppy.
A horse was a...

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I was sat on a rock adjusting my socks,
And what did I see, but a curious fox.
Who was most surprised, probably I,
So there we sat,...

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Long Long ago so Long ago nobody knows how long ago there lived an 
old widow by the side of a jungle. Since nobody is...

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A FOX SHE IS
 SHE WALK LIKE A FOX
 A FOX SHE IS
 WALKING ON HER TAIL
 SO YOU CAN CALL ME FOX
 IT FUNNY
...

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~SLY FOX~

There you go again little Sly fox P.D.
Another game of tag and jeopardy.
Clever, clever, little fox so bloodthirsty.
Chaos roams through your veins of liberty.
You...

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