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For Children Funny Poems - Examples of all types of poems about for children funny to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Clown Shoes
This limerick is about a clown, Thought he’d do some shopping in town. He scared baby boys, His shoes made such noise. So shoeless he shopped all around. ...
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Bill Baker
Categories:
for children funny,
baby, children, funny, games,
Form:
Limerick
Mr Toast
Mr. Toast There was a person whose name was Mr. Toast, A man put him in a toaster for him to roast, But he got burnt, And became a Ghost! Mr. Toast, Who was now a ghost, Couldn’t be seen by anyone Which...
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Tanzeel Aslam Khan
Categories:
for children funny,
children, funny, middle school,
Form:
Rhyme
Benjamin Blue
BENJAMIN BLUE Benjamin Blue lost his shoe. He called to his mother, “What should I do?” His mother said, “Look under your bed” But as he did, he bumped his head! His father said, “Look under your chair” But all he...
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Marikate Kingston
Categories:
for children funny,
1st grade, boy, children,
Form:
Rhyme
Mops
My mop and I have a long history, Some of it fun, Some of it misery. Riding around town making horsey sounds, ...
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Kim Stone
Categories:
for children funny,
2nd grade, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Shoe Problems
This limerick is about a clown, who when shopping in a nearby town. A mother with small boys, said his giant shoes made too much noise. Shoeless he shopped while tip toeing around....
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Bill Baker
Categories:
for children funny,
children, funny, light,
Form:
Limerick
Lost and Found
My family decided to spend summer vacation at my dad's cantonment, there I came across a situation that would turn into a lifelong embarrassment. In the evening he would drop me at the park, he was always back...
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Garima Dubey
Categories:
for children funny,
childhood, children, funny, holiday,
Form:
Rhyme
Interruptus
rushed into action ringing in our ears— Oh dear! reactionary reapplication of clothes our rearing of kids over? 10/15/2021...
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
for children funny,
children, funny, marriage,
Form:
Tanka
Long Live the Kid Inside
My inner child… can still be seen hands in his pockets eyes furtively dodging inspection shirt tail out remnants of breakfast in his moustache(?). His smile….hehehe still mischievous inquiring eyes asking unanswerable questions (like why is water wet?) He rambles, wanders, meanders through the fields of my mind tempting me…. “go...
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John Lawless
Categories:
for children funny,
age, children, funny, growing
Form:
Free verse
Let's Make-Believe
What game will we play today? I know, let's act like farm animals; hooray! Everyone put your hands on your side, and like our friend the chicken, spread your arms wide. Now flap around and make a clucking sound as...
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Emile Pinet
Categories:
for children funny,
10th grade, 8th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Zoo
Took the kids to the Petting Zoo. All the tame animals came through. While I was standing watching the monkeys And chimpanzees there in the few trees I felt something tugging at me; I turned around to see A goat...
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Eve Roper
Categories:
for children funny,
animal, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
All the Kids Are Quick and Fit
All the kids are quick and fit, They have hooves on their feet, But all girls and all boys, No hooves, just toes. But, five fingers, of course, Much better than one hoof, Easier to pick a nose, Easier to...
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Alex Klugman
Categories:
for children funny,
children, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Play Ground Love
Slide down the slide Next let’s Ride on the merry go round Wind blows Tears burns my eyes... In the sand box. Seesaw's up, My sides down. I carry the weight. You’re up I jump off, You’ll fall To the ground Bang.! Crying and snot I let you fall Why, because I...
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©
Vicki Acquah
Categories:
for children funny,
betrayal, boyfriend, children, funny
Form:
Prose Poetry
Thru Maritime Miles 9-Reconciliation
Now Davey was glad that Miss Lori was cool To not be so mad with a man like a fool The money she spent for the rent that was not Was no longer sent for the tent that...
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©
Bryan Norton
Categories:
for children funny,
children, funny, good morning,
Form:
Rhyme
A Parent's Lament
I have two teens, a boy and girl put here to cause me pain. They fight like cats with their only goal to drive me quite insane. I've done my best...
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David Mchattie
Categories:
for children funny,
children, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Treasured Booty
a baby bootie ecstatically clings to her clear garrison cap — the navy does not issue children in sailor’s seabag 3/6/2020...
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©
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
for children funny,
children, funny,
Form:
Tanka
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