Humorous Fishing Poems
These Humorous Fishing poems are examples of Fishing poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Fishing Humorous poems written by international poets.
science - fictionice fishing
is there a science to it
that's fiction
I say that
cause my fish is somewhat small
mayhaps your hole is too small
if you make your hole bigger
your...
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Categories:
analogy, fish, fishing, humorous,
Fishing HolidayFishing Holiday
A kingfisher sitting on the old harbour wall
Listening to the geese from the mud flats call
I'm here for some sea fishing until after the...
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Categories:
bird, fishing, humorous, seasons,
Gone Fishing
shiftless louies constant wish
for a new satellite dish
made his wife stammer
in her best grammar
come home once you caught a fish.
...
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Categories:
anxiety, cheer up, fishing,
Gone FishingBurbling brooks
Small fish hooks
A rod goes thwip
With subtle whip
the float will drop
soft gentle plop
Tick, tock, tick
Patience the trick
A mighty thwap
The line goes snap
Wind with zeal
The...
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Categories:
fishing, humorous,
TwoTwo pigeons
high on a limb,
making fun of the cat,
really brave
till the hawk swooped in...
two fishy
putting a can on a hook,
thought they were cute
not giving the...
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Categories:
cute, fishing, humorous, meaningful,
Big Brown Bearbig strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
3 Place
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Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest Haiku poetry form only. Sponsored...
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Categories:
fish, fishing, flower, humor,
Second Outing
When Jesus burst on the fish scene,
Peter saw his net skills were quite keen.
"I don’t mean to be kvetching,
but as long as you’re catching,
can you...
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Categories:
fishing, humorous,
Ice Lakemy ice covered lake
skating~hockey~ice fishing
fun for young and old
Date Written: 1/16/2022
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6 Place
Winter HaikuContest Judged: 1/17/2022
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
fishing, fun, hockey, old,
Two Boys Went Fishing - BawdyTwo boys were fishing when they met a willing broad
The first boy quickly extended his fishing rod
And so, when he was done
She saw the other...
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Categories:
fishing, humorous,
SummertimeSummer so hot and so lazy, ...
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Categories:
drink, drug, fishing, water,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
fishing, 12th grade, character, hope,
A Shell TellsA whelk shell on the bathroom windowsill
reflects modest colours curled twirled around
its helix. It takes me back to where I found
this gastropod with others dumped...
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Categories:
dog, fishing, humorous,
Tales of the Gottawaysgrandpa, a hard rock fisherman
and fractured fly rod journeyman
eyed a fish in the morning mist
kissing with giggle and lemon twist
he said he saw...
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Categories:
fishing, humorous,
Fishing Gone Wrongfish
tangling
spinning line
fish spits the hook
darn
first attempt at a Lanterne poem......
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Categories:
fishing, fun, humorous,
Cletus O'Toole the Town DrunkThere was once a sot named Cletus O'Toole
Renowned 'bout town as a well-rounded fool
Saturday nights without...
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Categories:
celebrity, fishing, humorous,