Humorous Father Daughter Poems
These Humorous Father Daughter poems are examples of Father Daughter poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Father Daughter Humorous poems written by international poets.
You Look Nice“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...
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father daughter, fun, funny,
Teens Caught In Headlightsdusk’s love-locked braces —
dad resounds shooting antler
off bucks to detach
1/13/2021
Senryu - Humorous, Satirical or Dark Poetry
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...
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animal, dark, father daughter,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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father daughter, 12th grade, character, hope,
Unfair NamesI’ve been called an inequity spotter
(although some will just call me a “rotter”).
Names are biased for sons:
yours and mine — everyone’s.
I propose to make JohnSON...
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daughter, father daughter, father
I'Ll Never Forget What's His NameHe did not teach me much,
he had rather take me out to lunch.
Be honest all your days, ...
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father daughter, dad, day, father, father
Digger From Oyster BayDigger from Oyster Bay
There once was a digger from old Oyster Bay
Who did the right thing on a very wrong day
While taking a hike down...
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father daughter, humorous,
My PrincessWhen I grow up, will I still be princess?
Of course, says glowing daddy.
A roll of the queen’s eyes....
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father daughter, 12th grade, family, father
A Dead Boring Gift - the Worst Christmas Present EverHer father gave her a burial blot
(Not jewellery or clothes or a yacht!)
When Debbie’s interred low
Will they add a gift bow
Still for now it’s a...
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christmas, father daughter, humorous,
Parody of the Beatles Song - YesterdayChristmas Day
Pa threw all my new toys away
Now my friends won’t want to come and play
Cos I was naughty yesterday
Suddenly
All the gifts disappeared from ‘neath...
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father daughter, child, christmas, conflict, father
Good Morning Mister WalkaGOOD MORNING MISTER WALKA
Good morning Mister WALKA
I come to see your DAUGHTA,
I hope it's not ah BOTHA,
Cause all I really wanted was a cold glass...
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character, confusion, father daughter,
Sugar Daddy - Two LensesChildhood Days
I’d heap spoonfuls of sugar in my tea
I wouldn’t drink it without it you see
That sweet syrupy drink
Wasn’t poured down the sink
Every single drop...
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father daughter, health, humorous,
I Shouldn'T Have Watched Girls Gone WildI used to watch those Girls Gone Wild videos but I stopped.
The last one that I saw was so shocking that my jaw dropped.
At first...
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daughter, father, father daughter,
The Birth of a ThoughtI gave birth to a thought today
A shiny little supposition
It wept about all the possibilities
Endless creativity
Directionless refractivity
Like protons racing around an atom blaster
My thoughts...
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birth, father, father daughter,
The Right Thing To DoWritten 7 March 2014
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Bruce and Jennie, both were 10,
Had been playmates all their lives.
One day, Bruce proclaimed,
“Jennie… most good men have wives.”
He professed his love...
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father daughter, angst, boyfriend, child, children,
Daddy's Mantel ClockDaddy had a mantel clock on that shelf above the fire.
I remember how it sometimes seemed to call my Sis a liar.
Sis would be out...
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dad, family, father daughter,