Humorous Farm Poems

Dawn of spring brings chickens in the family way
When humans are busy gazing at the flowers,
The chickens have got their love priorities right
Instead of lazing...

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That big red rooster friendly was not
Each morning he chased me across the lot
Today there was three
Mom rooster and me
running with broom mom gave him...

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an actor he was typecast

a soldier hit by a blast

but as of right now

he milks a sad cow

farming a dramatic past.
...

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A singular failure is the alarm
  When used to late morning sleepers disarm
     For as soon as it rings
 ...

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Poised on a farm in Carolina
Not labeling yields “made in China”
There lived a cow and goat
With milk they couldn’t promote
Because their best milk caused angina




Funny,...

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pilgrim turkeys sensing dread

scurry into an old shed

farmer hear our plea

nest we in a tree

and dear friend we are ill bred.
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A farmer was selling his farm
When suddenly he was alarm
When the animals got mad
Some even were sad
So, they swood the farmer with charm...

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Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust
Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust
Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding 
Cats purring, dogs applauding
Farmers heeding, flapping hands...

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It was at grandads old farm one winter we did freeze 
the snow was so high it reached up to our knees 
even the cows...

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I lived on a rolling green farm, and I had a love of astronomy;
And peered at skies of sleepless nighttime, so vast and starry.

It had...

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Living on a little farm
In the Western NC Mountains
Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo
The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof
And finally, the gobble-gobble

Each one of our barnyard residents
Find...

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Farmer Shane went shopping today,
Bought some manure along the way
Dropped a bag on the road,
Truck too small for the load
Now he is spreading more than...

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Two points of view,
Plenty of apples to stew.
Two schools of thought on what to view,
Plenty of time for the apples to stew.

Two kinds of apples...

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I pack eggs on a chicken farm.
Their colours range from brown to white.
Quite often in this line of work
I see some funny sites!

When walking through...

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There once was a man named Fuzz
Who was hearing a strange buzz

He checked his alarm
And a nearby farm

Then screamed, "CICADA", it twas!...

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