Lost Duck Poems

Ode to the odd duck, a motto to keep
Who always opts for the path least travelled
Never minding being the one black sheep
Feeling things are becoming...

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I’ve written enough small poetry
to start a nuclear war.
Do you want to die in traffic
behind the wheel of your car? Or in yr rodeer camp...

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IF ONLY I OWNED A DUCK

Xmas and New Year gone, you are now off the lash
Found you have chucked the cat out with the trash

You’re...

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I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the Duck.
It has scarred and cursed me for...

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Awakened and degenerated, I feel I am clashing somewhere 
The clouds appear and then depart, just another face amongst billions  
Millions of colors of...

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it was the sixties
we were young
we were going to change the world
spin it like a basketball on our finger
take the three point shot 
win the...

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The Duck That Lost His Quack


A Duck woke up late one day last week,
And all he could do was to squeak.
He looked everywhere and listened...

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SO I CAN’T CALL A DUCK…A DUCK
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Eesa Qakker from Upper Cumbuck
Sadly lost his prize winning duck,
It wandered away
When its fence went astray,
Talk about down on your duck....

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Another lame duck
That ran out of luck
Encountered financial loss
A failure at work
Now seen as a jerk
He happens to be the boss!

Employees revolt
His feathers will moult
His...

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Hiring the wolf 
to track you down 
A bounty is on your head, 
he will sniff out the culprit 
As for the pig, 
he plays...

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A terrifying creature,
This Valley Pond duck,
Attacking innocent Chinese cooks,
Who should have had better luck...

I dedicated my life
To killing this damn duck
That had pooped on my...

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