Humorous Devotion Poems
These Humorous Devotion poems are examples of Devotion poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Devotion Humorous poems written by international poets.
The Invention of LoveThe Invention of Love®
By Mark D. Stucky
When did God invent love?
Does God still hold the patent?
If patent protection expired,
is love now public domain?
How could love...
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Categories:
devotion, emotions, love, mystery,
I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of BadinageI am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage
Indentured gumption forsaken
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool...
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devotion, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation,
Chapter 33 -- Delilah Damian and Damian Junior Makes ThreeThe ambulance ride only lasted
For 10 minutes.
Delilah was in Labor now
Experiencing strange labor
Sensations. They were orgasms
Dolly didn't want to admit that.
Most of both families swept...
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devotion, beauty, birth, birthday, blessing,
January 24th, 2023 Hair Washing Heralds Huge HappeningJanuary 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening
Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter
for mass communication
mediums stop the presses
when I, a regular schlemiel...
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adventure, anxiety, devotion, fun,
A Pal Full of ValidationA peacock to some,
but to others a confident and close friend.
Confidence, humorous,
displays feathers,
selects the perfect mate.
Unbeknownst is he of the
defects
within...
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Categories:
devotion, addiction, animal, anxiety, bird,
A Headlight On My DeerThere is no right way...
there are only wrong
ways – there is no
Luke-warm love, for
love is not a portion
nor temperature...not
a two-step – but a toward
You...
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Categories:
devotion, cute love, dedication, destiny,
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvi Highlight of February 13th, 2022Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022
Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure...
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Categories:
adventure, cool, devotion, farewell,
An Infinite LoopIs having something that can never be met,
That absolute routine of life,
the year to year grind.
The one that causes the loop to be infinite,
work to...
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devotion, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,
Bar None No Shortage of Soap Shampoo, Nor DetergentBar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent
Courtesy food pantries
Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,
Our Daily Bread,
the missus and yours truly (her spouse)
well stocked with good...
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devotion, adventure, appreciation, beauty, care,
Winter IvIn the winter I realize
I became a cat moving from one cozy spot to the next.
I stretch and lay.
I watch the snowfall...
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devotion, adventure, allegory, animal, art,
Matty Mattel Doll Circa Mcmlxv(alternately titled: idolizing childhood's end
today April 25th, 2021
generates elusive warm treasured memories).
Akin to significance my eldest sister
felt toward her “Willies” –
(totally tubular fuzzy bendable contrivances
analogous...
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Categories:
devotion, 1st grade, age, best
Degrees of LazinessLadies and gentlemen
I am sure there are,
more than ten degrees
of laziness.
I’m just to lazy
to write them.
Please feel free to add more
degrees of...
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Categories:
devotion, funny, humor, humorous,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
devotion, 12th grade, character, hope,
The Cat Who Got the BreamTHE CAT WHO GOT THE BREAM
I am away now crowd-funding just to feed this flamin’ cat
Who will just eat nothing else; but fresh-caught sea...
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Categories:
cat, devotion, funny, humorous,
Who Is the Eternal Holy SpiritEternal Holy Spirit
The third person of the Blessed Trinity
Has a divine majesty as Eternal Father
The Eternal Son
Date Written: 2162020
Time Written: 3:10 pm
Source: CAT 2010 PG....
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Categories:
christian, devotion, faith, god,