Humorous Desire Poems
These Humorous Desire poems are examples of Desire poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Desire Humorous poems written by international poets.
Century
If, into my future, I get a sudden chance to peep
I'd choose my ninety-fourth birthday hoping am still alive;
My mother left us at that ripe...
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Categories:
age, desire, fantasy, future,
Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a snake?
They’re not the type to give,...
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Categories:
courage, desire, for her,
Gone Badthere was a goddess named Aphrodite
and Ares’ appetite strong and mighty
the oysters he had
perhaps had gone bad
because she remained wrapped in her nightie...
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Categories:
desire, funny, humorous, romance,
Yours Truly Embarks On Wild Goose Chase After Elusive Pot of GoldYours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold
two alternate titles:
1. Gander seeking goose that laid the golden egg
2. Incorrigible lottery...
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Categories:
desire, adventure, animal, bird, celebration,
The End of FleshThis is way the flesh ends not in burning or dust
Not in a whimper but a scream
As you see I am an Artiste and such,...
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Categories:
desire, allegory, analogy, anger, anxiety,
The Charm of Beautiful WomenI had leaned on the bar of the balcony, when suddenly
My eyes and my mind have captured, from far away
A silhouette creeping down the steps...
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Categories:
desire, flower, heaven, hyperbole, imagery,
Cupid EpiphanyShe longed for the touch - of a caring man
who understood her poetry - be her biggest fan
She waited several decades and many star lit...
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Categories:
desire, fun, hope, humorous,
Chapter 33 -- Delilah Damian and Damian Junior Makes ThreeThe ambulance ride only lasted
For 10 minutes.
Delilah was in Labor now
Experiencing strange labor
Sensations. They were orgasms
Dolly didn't want to admit that.
Most of both families swept...
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Categories:
desire, beauty, birth, birthday, blessing,
BridgertonDear readers, please dwell awhile
Sit here a moment I pray
I wish to speak a little
of what and how people say
Surely the ladies here
would wish it...
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Categories:
appreciation, desire, humorous, imagery,
My Friend JoeMy Friend Joe
"Good morning, Hello."
...
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Categories:
desire, drink, funny love,
An Odd RoomThis room is odd…
Do I remember it?
This house is big but surely…
I have been in this room before
The paintings are odd in subject matter,
Execution,...
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Categories:
desire, adventure, allegory, allusion, art,
Burning Desire - Bawdy[This is a cleaned up version of a very old joke. Ive sat on
it for a week or two debating whether it might still be...
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Categories:
desire, fire, humorous,
TwilightIs that you there
I recognize that stair
Those eyes of a faraway dream
Fancy seeing you here, on this twilight day
While walking along this
Sterile...
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Categories:
desire, allegory, allusion, analogy, angst,
Poem Revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 At 1500 HoursPoem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours
Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women,
based upon a...
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Categories:
desire, absence, abuse, adventure, anger,
Three-Lady MassageAn elephant asked her for a massage
She said, You’re huge; we will use the garage
That massage took three ladies
Who had very...
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Categories:
animal, desire, humorous, relationship,