Funny Deer Poems
These Funny Deer poems are examples of Deer poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Deer Funny poems written by international poets.
Budolph the Brown Nosed Plain Deer - Sing AlongFestive Sing-A-Long Time!
There was dasher and dancer etcetera etcetera
Comet and something and something and blitzen
But do you recaaaaaaaall the most regular plain deer of allllll
BA...
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deer, christmas, funny,
Dear Deer
Two deer
stand near-
soon stop
to hop
in barred
front yard.
O'er stump
they jump-
leap dense
black fence.
Each rubs
my shrubs
then nips
and clips
to scrunch
and munch.
Their thrill
until
they pare
shrubs bare.
Oh, dear!
Bad deer!!
November...
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deer, animal, funny, word play,
Deer In the Headlights ExperienceYou heard me complain about this and that
Today I glorify in being at the Food Chain's top
Neither sacred bulls, cows, or holy hen are safe
From...
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deer, allegory, creation, endurance, funny,
Cute Christmas Couplet
Cute Christmas Couplet
Teams Elves, and Deer, claimed each was best...who do you think is right?
Elves took one year to make the toys...Deer brought them in...
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deer, funny,
Dragging the Deer Out of Bed|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|° °|
© © © © © © ©...
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deer, christmas, funny,
Deer ColetteDeer Colette,
Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...
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deer, cousin, family, fun, funny,
The Deer HunterThe Deer Hunter
I grab my gun and to the woods. Thinking today will be fun.
I stand next to a tree not to pee .Justas I...
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deer, funny,
Deer Hunter's CampIt's another year of Deer Hunters' Camp
Where my friend Tom caught fire while igniting his lamp.
He screamed, 'Put me out! ' as he ran out...
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deer, funny, humor,
The Deer On the Peer of Last YearJust sitting here
On top of a peer
Drinking a beer
Watching a deer
It is so near
I see it clear
Can't believe my ears
I heard it say rear
I shed...
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deer, funny,
My Trophy Deer - NotWhen I was home from college one time
Waiting for me was a friend of mine
Who said “Let’s go on a hunt?”
“There’s a place near here...
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deer, lossfriend,
Saddle Up Them Deer!Santa Claus has been unemployed all year
On the dole watching TV drinking beer
Ms. Claus was going berserk
Its Christmas time you fat jerk
Get off your duff...
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deer, funny, holiday,
Deer Hunting(This is a fictional poem)
When my friend and I went deer hunting, I accidentally shot a doe.
If you're wondering if I got away with it,...
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deer, angst, animals, funny,
Dear, Oh Deer!For better or for worse they'd pledged
upon their wedding day,
but all the so called better bits
had somehow gone astray.
Poor...
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deer, funny, blue, may,