Humorous Dad Poems
These Humorous Dad poems are examples of Dad poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Dad Humorous poems written by international poets.
Captain Of Your Own ShipA wise poet said:
“You are captain of your own ship!”
My employer said: “Not here, Buddy!”
My wife said, “Yes dear, after you take
out the garbage and...
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dad, giggle, humorous, husband,
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Dad went to work on an egg each day
Til one day the egg cracked on the way
Pants covered in yolk
It was not a joke
That...
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dad, humorous,
Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...
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animal, child, dad, easter,
Undone
I was only four,
when Blackie my dog died.
My dad ran my best friend over,
yes it was a horrible accident.
I was...
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cat, dad, heart, love,
Circus Mom and DadThey met each other in the circus, their son told me.
I was watching them balance each other on one lone knee.
They were fascinating, I had...
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dad, humorous,
January 13th 2024 Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott HarrisJanuary 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris
date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix.
date...
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dad, age, appreciation, birthday, celebration,
Boyfriend Melts a Redneck DadRedneck dad was determined to not like his daughter’s beau.
He was from the other side of the bush, the money side.
His parents were probably stuck...
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dad, humorous,
The Last Organ GrinderI can still remember visiting a small musical town,
a young boy holding his hat and singing his heart out for money.
His...
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boy, dad, dog, music,
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a FiddleFretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle
After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets...
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abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Got Your Fluff Again"Got your fluff again"
(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).
The missus uttered
aforementioned phrase
as she pulled a clump of my hair
from out the clogged...
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appreciation, august, dad, father,
Bottomless DepthAfter a much needed rainy night, ...
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dad, day, night, rain,
Ocean"A blue carpet as far as we can see.
My child I call it an Ocean." By Poet
When I was little my dad took me to...
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Categories:
blue, child, dad, fun,
Jimmy CarewThis is the story of poor old Jimmy Carew,
He worked for the brewery and drank special brew.
Jimmy drove the horse and trap with a twinkle...
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dad, daughter, father, girlfriend,
UnwrittenQuote By My Dad "A quitter never wins and a winner never quits."
My dad did not teach me much,
the few things he did have...
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Categories:
books, child, dad, love,
QuestionableQuote By Poet "The word Why makes the world go round." ...
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Categories:
child, dad, mom, time,