Humorous Crush Poems
These Humorous Crush poems are examples of Crush poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Crush Humorous poems written by international poets.
My Dream DateI was only seventeen standing outside of the library, ...
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Categories:
boy, crush, girl, humor,
Today May Get FateyIt was the kind of day you step in front of traffic, then dare fate to fold you up in newspaper headlines.
Oh dreams...
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Categories:
crush, deep, fate, humorous,
An Elephant Walking In WildflowersI try to walk very gently through a field filled with wildflowers
Not crushing them under my feet takes a short walk many hours
On hot days...
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Categories:
crush, animal, flower, humorous, poetry,
Peace and LoveAn alien travelled from Venus
And said there should be peace between us
My wife in her thong
Said he’s got a big dong
And then she said o...
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Categories:
crush, humorous, love,
Schoolgirl CrushI’m dreadfully angry with Martin
He posted footage of me fartin’
'twas a terrible shock
It’s all over Tik Tok
Guess Martin and I will be partin’
01/29/22...
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Categories:
crush, humorous, wind,
Carnival ThoughtsYou are something special, too,
standing in the Ferris wheel queue
please...
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Categories:
crush, humorous, youth,
When I Let One Loose In the ElevatorWhen I let one loose in the elevator,
the handsome man next to me smiled.
For the universe is my witness,
with all the embarassment I swear I...
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Categories:
crazy, crush, funny, happiness,
Life In the Old Dogfor her my heart beats no more ~ but for her friend i’d thumb out an encore
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Categories:
allegory, crush, humorous,
Trumpasaurus Extinction Highly UnlikelyHuge life like mockup
rigged up to bark
dare buzzfeed outsize monstrosity
diet coke, McDonald's and meatloaf
pet banality, execrable, and misogynistic words
greets visitors at formerly named
Mosquito State...
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Categories:
crush, allusion, anger, animal, anti
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
crush, 12th grade, character, hope,
Krazie Sexy DilemmaI wonder if she thinks of me
Does she see my body in her mind
Like I see hers wrapped around me
Does she taste me on her...
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Categories:
crush, beautiful, beauty, conflict, confusion,
CrushedI feel your coolness next to my fingers.
Your roundness excites my thirst buds.
Oh my you need to be crushed.
Your sweetness will exude your love.
You were...
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Categories:
crush, love, sweet, wine,
Fart HeadShe called me fart head
She really hates the poets
She's never really meant much
But fey; to her to know it
All wise within her own shell
How could...
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Categories:
crush, analogy, appreciation, conflict, crazy,
Room 88I saw her walking out the door,
Eyes met as we took the lift,
Hands touched, when we hit the bar,
I asked her out, that was her...
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Categories:
crush, anxiety, beautiful, body, confusion,
His Name Was BobbyHis name was Bobby.
Angelic eyes; light blue.
Nothing like anyone I had ever seen
Blonde hair
Odd for a boy I thought
Giggled better than me
I was completely...
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Categories:
crush,