Humorous Conflict Poems

If only Eve hadn’t met Adam
And angry Hitler had met Freuid
If Stanley never met Ollie
And David Gilmore had never been in Pink Floyd
Shakespeare had run...

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With hair ablaze, a jester unconfined,
I scoffed at the mundane, its life declined.
My wardrobe, a riot, a rhapsody bold,
Mismatched socks my standard, stories untold.

In classrooms...

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 I needed a job to pay the bills
not knowing what I was getting into.
A telemarketing company if you can believe
selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet...

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Five days of hell
on the phone, selling lies
and pieces of the Titanic carpet.
A sinking ship of a company
with a captain who gropes and leers
and a...

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Look at her vile dress.
Who am I to judge? Eye thorn,
My life, inward mess....

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Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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are you blind madame
not see the stop sign lady
sign I saw~~not you
...

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“he’s dealing off the bottom of the deck!”
“you calling me a cheater, what the heck?
you better be quick with your gun,
or in a minute you’ll...

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Violet’s an arrogant bossy cow
I know the farmer knows this now
Luke the farmer says, “It's time to mate her”
Evan the bull moos, “No deal, I...

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Sweet William

There once was a man, smelt like a trash can
‘Til came the day the dreadful fray began 
Wife said she would leave
And find a...

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This is way the flesh ends not in burning or dust
Not in a whimper but a scream
As you see I am an Artiste and such,...

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I 
simply
loathe July!
School vacations
are expensive times -
kids want entertaining
thank goodness for summer camps!
Travel and hotel costs rocket.
My kids get bored and start arguing -
I just...

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I once was quite indecisive
but now I am not so sure,
I’ve got to make my mind up
but it’s a downright chore!

So when two choices are...

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~Do you have any experience being skipped?

Well, not exactly, but I witnessed my friends skipping across the pond. If they can do it, I believe...

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Away in an asylum
No release from his bed
Poor Fred can't escape
The loud voice in his head
 
The medic’s crowd round
By the bed where Fred lay
They...

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