Humorous Confidence Poems
These Humorous Confidence poems are examples of Confidence poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Confidence Humorous poems written by international poets.
I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T ClarenceI wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...
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Categories:
confidence, america, anxiety, appreciation, character,
Yours Truly Embarks On Wild Goose Chase After Elusive Pot of GoldYours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold
two alternate titles:
1. Gander seeking goose that laid the golden egg
2. Incorrigible lottery...
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Categories:
confidence, adventure, animal, bird, celebration,
I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of BadinageI am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage
Indentured gumption forsaken
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool...
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Categories:
confidence, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation,
SeaSamuel saw her screaming for help in the sea.
Esta failed to save her friend who was drowning
And some people could make fun of the...
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Categories:
12th grade, boyfriend, confidence,
I'M the Man - In Trump's Own WordsI will very very probably do it again
Anyone who knows me and has a brain
Can see that Biden's old and lame
Now's the time to reignite...
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Categories:
allegory, confidence, humorous, parody,
Harris Fortitude Went Awollest ye seek alms
with outfaced palms
just imagine
how the lantern shone
against the knees of Archelaus,
and lit up the check-board pattern
of the eleemosynary...
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Categories:
confidence, 12th grade, adventure, analogy,
ConfidenceI am working on a new anthology
Which I will publish eventually,
If my editors view it approvingly
But, if not, I want their apology,
For they don’t recognize...
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Categories:
confidence, fun, humorous, success, word
I Relish Sparring Repartee of Clever QuipsI relish sparring repartee of clever quips...
Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me
rumbled stilled skin,
and e'en rouses
this mummified corpse
(asleep for...
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Categories:
confidence, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Though Amply Rested I Still YawnThough amply rested, I still yawn
And feel energized after
light exercise doth spawn
break through viz mental impasse,
where endeavor to coax
germinating ideas to sprout
about as successful...
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Categories:
confidence, absence, art, baptism, blessing,
I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of BadinageThis hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage
bespeaks,...
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Categories:
confidence, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Recalcitrant Rhymester Demonstrates Reasonable Railleryspoke kin like
a true non establishmentarian.
Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine)
necessitates applying figurative tourniquet
to...
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Categories:
appreciation, atheist, celebration, confidence,
Oodles of Google DoodlesOodles Of Google Doodles...
visually delicious as germane strudels
the following cooked years ago
courtesy me noggin awash with noodles.
Yours truly crafted remaining poem
around 27th July 2018
idea...
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Categories:
confidence, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Backyard BetrayalBackyard Betrayal
Mr. and Mrs. McLude
Laid out each day in the nude
A drone hovered by
“I’m cold!” the man cried.
Embarrassed, his wife yelled, “How rude!”
Date: 02/01/2022
PS syllable...
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Categories:
betrayal, confidence, fun, funny,
Poet Who Exhibits Panache MeantPoet who exhibits panache - meant...
to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the following poem
with kick a$$, je ne sais quois
ingenious,...
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Categories:
12th grade, confidence, endurance,
She Is On FireAfter a warm shower,
She blow dried her hair.
Undisturbed, no sirens she heard.
Suddenly, the door...
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Categories:
confidence, confusion, cute, fire,