Dog Computer Poems

Good thing we came home early with our cellphones.
Buddy had already ordered two truckloads of bones.
We took pictures to prove on social media how smart...

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Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles...

Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking...
bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted,
nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively
spirited enlightened written poem.

This raggedy man doth inconsolably weeps
kept rudely awake whilst disobedient sheep
incur wrath...

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Youtube computer networking tutorials a dog send

Ideal to peruse the vast treasure trove
of lecture material
pertaining to aforementioned title
on the webbed wide world
especially gratifying to watch...

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Rather than contact tech savvy Macbook Pro technician

Computer technology a dog send
boot also a source of woe,
cuz prohibitive costs charged by technicians
to troubleshoot Macbook Pro
just recently...

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Steer free and clear by a bajillion miles... 
the warning words website not secure
nearly left writer of these words piss poor.

usually linkedin with *********** websites
lest...

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“On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.” – Peter Steiner

We need better watchdogs
protecting silly sheep,
falling prey to dark blogs,
the fox, weasel, and creep.

The trolls,...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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My virtual friends have virtually become my besties.
I could see my human friends if we were not having a pandemic
But we are, and I have...

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When does a dog turn into a hog?
Ask auto correct
When does a story turn into morning glory?
Ask auto correct

I actually call it auto incorrect
after my...

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(A Cat’s Viewpoint)

My mommy spends a lot of time
playing with her pet, ka’pooter;
I like to lay up in her lap
when she’s playing; 
ka’pooter talks to...

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What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me Poetry Contest

What gobsmacks, bamboozles and confuses me is that I place a poem in a contest and it placed...

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Our newest entrant, our newest nation, forged in fiery code
Bubbled like red hot lava from a net of connected phones.
This nascent nation, transcending any boundary...

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When a dog becomes an alcoholic it is time for the owls to rise on a buttered barm of consciousness.hmmmmmm well interesting but five times...

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I know to avoid a dog showing its teeth by crossing the street
learning from an early age not to look for the bleed
as it could...

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this drop-down box just does not fit
this pigeon-cooped web, on which I sit

my brother-in-law's first name don't matter
my mother's maiden name don't neither
see i never...

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