Humorous Class Poems

We sat in class,
Doing nothing new,
As time passed,
Teacher is late! Finish the work due!

Waited there, waited for long,
And someone started tapping his desk,
We all started...

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Glorious world with sacrilegious act.
Untamed people with staled facts.
Courageous ones are dismantled for instance,
Fictional ones are too fiction to rant.
Vigorous thoughts following with stance.
Humorous ones...

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strange these people
with elevator out of service face ...
   they would like to climb higher
but they stand still. In life...

Strange heart, Concorde face
people...

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One of the teaching standards
Is 
Behaviour Management
&
Motivating & Engaging
Students

Classroom
Manage-
Ment
Putting
The Italian diplomat's 
Timeless wisdom on full display
Written after a night
At the pub
This EVERSELLER

After three weeks
Of employing...

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my friend cannot spell it is true

and was stuck on the word iq

when teacher did shout

before passing out

my library books overdue.
...

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Is having something that can never be met, 
That absolute routine of life,
the year to year grind.
The one that causes the loop to be infinite,
work to...

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Five red pencils,
Fighing in the class.
First one said,
I am bigger than you are.
The second one said,
I am the strongest.
The third one screamed,
I write so well.
The...

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biology class
where sperm whales are mentioned
seventh grade snickers

no one laughed in sixth
thanks to sex education
they are getting wise...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. ~ Milton Berle

I needed a job-money and more,          ...

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Off to school we must go,                   ...

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One time I hired a monkey 
He took notes for me in every class 
I would just be sittin’ there 
My mind a happy blank...

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That doll, she outpaced any criminal
An honest gunslinger Ms. Annie Hall
She threw us cupcakes and books
We kept our seats by stern looks
She made accountants and...

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A spanking new fourth grade boy in
the most rigid fourth-grade teacher’s class
introduced himself in this way
“I am a magician. I hypnotize my parents nightly.
They do...

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A football star with super speed,
Our prom king, Kyle, has gone to seed.
No longer likely to succeed,
He's out of work and hooked on weed.

Behind you's...

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