Funny Chef Poems
These Funny Chef poems are examples of Chef poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chef Funny poems written by international poets.
Chef On the GoMy women's a rump-roast
Potatoes her thighs
Ripe reddened carrots
for thinly sliced eyes
Onions for folly
that lobes ring on high
Radishes hatched up
for lovers to eye
Thin flowing gravy
for sexual...
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chef, analogy, appreciation, food, funny,
The ChefThe pastry chef made some cuisine
Then he had to use the latrine
He played in his pants
He wanted a chance
Then fell into the mixing machine...
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chef, funny, humorous,
Simple ChefLearned to cook
From a book
One pinch here
Scant use there
Here’s the plan
Prepare pan
Coat with flour
Bake one hour
Fill halfway
Don’t delay
So how come
Looks like gum
Hard as grout
Must...
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chef, funny, humor, humorous,
The Sleeping Chef- -Part 1The pastry chef
Bakes cakes and breads
Took a nap, burnt them
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019...
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chef, analogy, character, conflict, confusion,
The Sleeping Chef- -Part 2/center>The pastry chef alas a prime and proper cooks in an steel oven
Bakes cakes buttery biscuits pizzas and all types of breads
Took a nap,...
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chef, analogy, confusion, cute, funny,
Chef In Dilemmahe goes to kitchen
with knife in hand ready to do the job
hungry mouths waiting
“do not cut me
use be as I am”, says onions
he gets...
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chef, freedom, funny, satire,
Chili BraggartI love my own chili,
I know it sounds silly,
heat in pot
nice and hot
it is truly a dilly.
I love my own meatloaf.
I throw on a sugar...
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chef, 6th grade, 7th grade,
A Funny ChefA chef fried sausages so well
The aroma confused him
So he sat on his bed
And made decision;
“I will push these sausages
one in my nose”
the other in...
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chef, political, satire,
Learner Angry ChefThe angry learner chef
A discerning chap
Leers at how he's going to cook
That special meal he likes
In which pot shall he make his...
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chef, animal, encouraging, food, funny,
Sophisticated ChefThough I ain't a cordon bleu chef as the title might imply,
I can still whip up gourmet fare in the blink of an eye!
And to...
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chef, food, funny, me,
Head ChefThe special today,
is Tom's Stew,
more than enough,
for all of you.
Homemade bread,
with garlic, and chives,
real butter without calories,
dripping from the sides.
Strawberry Shortcake,
heaping with cream,
fresh from scratch,
right...
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chef, food, funny, life, time,