Humorous Candy Poems
These Humorous Candy poems are examples of Candy poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Candy Humorous poems written by international poets.
I Use Candy As My Excusethey give us candy
and then expect us to behave
I use their idiocy as an excuse for my actions
people who know me laugh like donkeys
knowing better...
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candy, humorous,
EasterIn this commercial world we live in, ...
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candy, god, love, remember,
Year-Round LoveJanuary…new year, new me.
Met you and now I’m happy.
We watched the ball drop and kissed at midnight.
My February Valentine
hearts and flowers because you’re mine
as...
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candy, christmas, easter, halloween, independence
My Valentine Card To YouFebruary fourteenth is Valentine's day, ...
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candy, flower, heart, love,
The Island of Thrown Away Holiday CandyPast the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.
They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...
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candy, chocolate, food, fun, funny,
Old Man From MissouriThere was an old man from Missouri.
Biting his nails, he tended to worry.
Taping his fingers to stop the bad habit,
he switched to candy wherever...
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candy, giggle, humor, humorous, hyperbole,
Corsets and Candy CigarettesWhere are my old white corsets
Right next to your candy cigarettes
Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit'
It's canceled. They use...
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candy, humorous, nostalgia, sister,
Easter For the Little OneLittle one I know you can't wait for Easter, you want candy eggs and...
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candy, child, faith, jesus,
Abba-ZabaMmm, mmm, Abba-Zaba
Abba zaba do dum dee
Mmm, mmm, Abba-Zaba
You da owny frien' fo' me....
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candy, food, friend, humorous,
Gummy BearGummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...
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animal, candy, food, funny,
She Had Only One ToothAnd then she had only one tooth
The rest had decayed, that’s the truth
Too much Christmas candy
No...
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candy, girl, humorous, kiss,
Sweet So SweetSweet so sweet just like candy corn. ...
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candy, day, kiss, love,
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candy, dream, love, rose,
I Love Candy MiaI crave sticky butter mint balls
Liquorice allsorts from the candy stalls
Orange smarties, my favourite treat
Violet crumbles I just love to eat
English toffees for...
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candy, humorous,
Red Hots CandyThe girl ate a box of red hots
Her dreads turn into red locks
She screamed out so loud
That she drew in a crowd
That covered twenty whole...
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candy, fun, humorous,