Stress Burlesque Poems

Maybe we should do a rethink about spending to save,
If we are using all our credit on a roll of the dice,
And instead keep that...

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Once upon a time in land far far away,
The citizens were demanding their president find a way,
While he still held sway,
For climate to have less...

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When I was young I thought I thought I could Fly,
Off the roof of the garage without a jet pack.
Life experience taught me different.

But even...

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I solemnly received my first toilet auger
As if it were a knight’s well-tempered sword.
It meant I’d passed my ninety-day audition,
And seemed to me a suitable...

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Well now, isn’t that just dandy?!
Isn’t this some fun?!
Another Christmas cancelled. 
Another party undone.

I’m double vaxed and boosted.
Short on TP, but not of stress.
I stay...

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Love is like ”oh sorry I forgot you by accident.” 
I just close my eyes without stress
It's the aching in my painful instability that just...

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Hello sir how are you today
Yesterday was the last day
You yelled at me
And made the humanity in me want to flee
You called me stupid and...

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more stress, more pain
its hot sunny, it never rain
I have loss, hardly a gain
for sure i am soon running in sane...

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As red as love
Since additives have been used in feelings
Globalization has changed a lot of things
Hate is green, love is red and tolerance has bled
A...

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All I want for Christmas
Is for her to fall back in lust with me
Give her the desire to unzip my pants
The way it used to...

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Only in my worst days have I wanted to harm anyone.
But tonight I had no intentions of hurting ... Just wanted fun.
There's a big book...

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My Office

Man, all this stress!
My office is a mess!
I can’t find a thing,
And when I can it has hair,
Is that too much to share?
My lair...

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