Sea Burlesque Poems
These Sea Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Sea. These are the best examples of Burlesque Sea poems written by international poets.
Not My First Typhoon[Continued from previous episode.]
…on my third Cold War deployment
Patrolling the South China Sea,
Having many good reasons to be there,
Though no one’d explained them to me.
The...
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Categories:
allegory,
Death From AboveDeath from above 1953
My uncle
Was seaman
Died in Marseilles
A pig on a balcony
Fell on him.
Mother said
He died at sea
When a mine
Struck his ship.
A likely explanation
That served
His...
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Categories:
courage, faith, funny,
Is Everythingis everything
The petrol prices in Portugal are now so high
the highest European for me to drive from Cascais to Algarve
makes me six hours, (before...
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Categories:
anger, car,
Hide and SeekHide and seek I can't no more,
Every time they tried to hide,
Feelings revealed,
Secretes of love explode,
Is like a bomb of love inside my heart,
Explode like...
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Categories:
africa, cool, deep, desire,
Salt of His SeaDiving into the whorled
undercurrent of your passion,
a sizzling madness
greedily devours my aching need --
Caught in the under- toe
of your magnetic current,
my trembling body...
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passion, sea,
GravesGraves for mariners,
leaning towards the sea,
a lot lop-sided
as if seasick
Gravely now,
we went towards the graves,
the sea churning,
then marinating green
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6/22/2015
Contest - Any Old Poem...
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Categories:
sea,
The Perilous YearsFrom “The Last Land”
The years were fresh but the sea
Was filled with stomach cramps, and burning tips
Against a psychic belly
The vibration of fishes
As they were...
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Categories:
allegory, imagination, religion,
A Sailors LustAnchor down, wind at ease all the sailors out to please, one by one they step off deck and into the arms of who knows...
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adventure,
Love You Like a Sea UrchinI wanna love you like a Sea Urchin.
-Not just any other shellfish.
Baby, can't you see it's urgent?
we're strapped for time, so don't be selfish.
I wanna...
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Categories:
children, funny, lost love,
Horrendous Hobyah Hordes Hijack HamptonshireThe Scots, by God,
They drove them out,
With a single Yorkie
At their heels a' yappin'
The Hobyahs tried to fly
Their arms they were a flappin'
Some managed to...
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adventure, imagination, parody, people,
The Ruby-Yacht of Omar KhayamA tom bell version of "The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam";
(In hopes of enticing our beloved Ruby Metzger back to Soup)
Omar K. always
had his way...
Multi-millions
from Arab...
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fantasy, funny, parody, people,
Get Off the Cross, We Need the WoodScarcely the Dropper-- a roach antennae Felt,
Some Maudling exterminator of nakedly inhuman hands.
Boiled renunciation falling sick With life itself,
For Libido has and Always Will Be…....
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Categories:
devotion, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, love,
The Pirates of Sean Penn's AuntsPenn's Aunts, patch-eyed women
Cutlass carried, pistol too
You mess with Sean,
They mess with you
Give his movie a bad review,
You'll walk the plank,
That's what they'll do....
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adventure, fantasy, funny, imagination,
The Cruller Sagas Part No. 2The Cruller Sagas Part 2- The Insipid Rise of the Cruller Wars
As it came to pass, after the Spanish exhibition of the inherent strategic defensive
possibilities...
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adventure, history, sea, war,
The Cruller Sagas, Part No. 1The Little Known History of the Cruller And It's Impact On Naval Warfare"
No mere pastry, the humble cruller...
As you will soon see...
But a remarkable item,
Most...
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adventure, history, parody, sea,