Holiday Burlesque Poems

I’m passing by a festive window. 
Had to stop and scratch my chin. 
Feelin’ lost and disenfranchised. 
Wish I knew some next of kin. 
I’m...

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With a 7-Eleven Big Cup eulogy slurp
And a McDonalds Big Mac pall bearer burp,
it’s Big Boy Slim Jim holiday mourning time
Take a family reunion picnic...

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burlesque

What is Xmas all about?  a concoction of thoughts...
Xmas is the winter holiday, memories ersatz.

Enjoy trimming your tree; bake all those yummy smells.
Take the...

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Turkeys in November
the horrors they remember
The definite dinner plans
that turkeys just don't understand
This dining for a cause
Thanksgiving a regretable clause
a life that finds a sudden...

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All I want for Christmas
Is for her to fall back in lust with me
Give her the desire to unzip my pants
The way it used to...

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As I lay asleep
I heard a noise on my roof
Could it be
Absolutely impossible
I was definately too old to believe
Now my kids left milk and cookies...

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I went to a Hallowe'en party
All dressed up like a
normal person.

Nobody recognized me.

It was cool....

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October Heat

This October boil has turned into a shocking corps of a tramp left in 
the unholy heat for days. Last time someone a had...

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***NOTE~TO BE READ WITH A RIDICULOUS "SILKY SOUTHERN DRAWL" (have fun:)***



"Storm over yet...?"

"Well hay'ell ye'ah! 
 woo-hoo!
 sum'body git me a da'gumm cole beer.
 whadda'bou...

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Racism makes me laugh
It's just the thought of another half-breed questioning another breed ha ha 
ha!!!!!!!!!!
It's so funny even rosa Parks would have to sit...

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Oh christmas tree to thee I sing
I bring gifts to thee
I place strings around you
with pretty lights bows and bells
I place a star apon you...

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We’re all at rivalry with an undistinguished universe
 let the truth be known;
politics are garrulous about freedom and what they’re going to do
hell of hands...

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Easter Bunny....!!
Hop, hop!!.........
Seems just like...
You can not stop.....

Duracell battery
Up your butt?
Or a dose of
Coke your dealer
Forgot to cut?

Easter Bunny.....!!!
Hop, hop!!!......
What was that I just heard?
Was...

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Celebrate the peace, celebrate the joy!
Come together as people.
Appreciate each other, if only for the celebration
And pretend the next day your cruel habits will not...

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Rudolph, the Brain Dead Raindeer'
Had a very shiny ****,
Red from profuse bleeding hemorrhoids,
Santa figured he'd better put him last,
All of the other raindeers,
Used to laugh...

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