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Health Burlesque Poems

These Health Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Health. These are the best examples of Burlesque Health poems written by international poets.

One way to solve E-Waste Problem

I wonder if it is true,
That we produce more E-waste than food for you and me.

If I had a magic wand on me,
I would turn...

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Categories: age, angel, appreciation, art,

The state of the fourth estate

No estate should be able to turn away health inspectors,
No estate should be able to turn away ambulances,
  while bleeding internally,
No estate should need...

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Categories: abuse, assonance, bereavement, betrayal,

Father of the Year

I will never be in the running for Father of the year,
But I do not care,
Enough to shed even one tear,
This or any other year,
As...

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Categories: age, appreciation, baptism, bible,

Gold Dust Twins

(Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Delight)

I used to feel disjointed and frazzled.
Now all my connections are fine.
I have a red headed girl with my coffee,
And a...

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Categories: allegory, health, how i

Out of Work and No Hors D'Oeuvre

Don't expect an hors d'ouervre when you're out of work, mate!
Blame that on politics or blame it on your fate.
However much you mutter,
from now on...

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Categories: food, jobs, social,

Taking Away Children's Rights 1 By 1

When I was growing up parents were becoming aware,
Of children's right to chose what they should wear,
Though life was not always fair,
For those who did...

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Categories: appreciation, baptism, care, character,

Shelter-In, Shelled Out

I'm keeping track of
a big bug buzzing above my head, resembling
Public order. How did it get in, I wonder and
did it use hand-sanitizer before entering?
Silly...

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Categories: allegory,

A Cautionary Ditty Concerning Fast Food

There was a girl called Polly Esther,
the fastest girl from downtown Leicester.
Pre-packaged food was her sole fare,
For healthy meals she had no care.
In the tum...

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Categories: food, pollution,

Reiki Lover - Limerick

She was in search of spiritual transition,
And spent her time in lotus position.
A Reiki Master,
posing as a pastor,
Invited her to missionary position.

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 This limerick has...

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Categories: health, humor, longing, love,

Malady's Healer - Limerick

Didn’t you ever question your lady’s masseur,
And wonder if his intentions were pure?
His hands are so strong,
The curtains are drawn!
And he’s touching her every little...

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Categories: health, humor, sexy,

Fight Injustice

Fight injustice
To fight injustice isn't wrong,
defeat the will of the evil strong,
support the weaker underdog,
live let live, all equal, frogs,
don't be a greedy nong!

A thinking...

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Categories: adventure,

No Pain No Gain, Crikey, Danger Mouse

Alice plummets down the hole, a fallin’ to no end,
She mumbles to herself these words, for she’s without a friend:
   >>Do cats eat...

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Categories: body, health, humor, hurt,

A-Million-Thrills

THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MONEY:
      LIFE
        HEALTH
     ...

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Categories: education, inspirational, life,

So I Am Here

Ok so now that I am here, what do I do? Do I keep going. Do I fly around. Am I sure I am here....

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Categories: adventure, art, beauty, caregiving,

Abiku Speaks

Abiku speaks..... sickle cell patient

Let me go, for I’m in pains    
COS I’m guilty not,
In this case. 
COS all these, are your...

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Categories: health,