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Humorous Bullying Poems

These Humorous Bullying poems are examples of Bullying poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Bullying Humorous poems written by international poets.

i missed you

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               your spot were 
      ...

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Categories: anti bullying, humorous,

I Guess I'll Be Me

I Guess I'll Be Me

Before,
When I was afraid to be me,
I looked at others
And tried to be a copy
Mimic all their motions
Repeat the same moves
Maybe...

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Categories: anti bullying, body, fun,

Posey And Shirley

Posey and Shirley two bad men I once knew
Bar room brawlers and stinkers these two
might had made a millionaire
had I told about this pair
Because this...

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Categories: bullying, humorous, people, song,

Clocking out of Chaos

 I needed a job to pay the bills
not knowing what I was getting into.
A telemarketing company if you can believe
selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet...

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Categories: bullying, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,

Five Days of Telephonic Hell

Five days of hell
on the phone, selling lies
and pieces of the Titanic carpet.
A sinking ship of a company
with a captain who gropes and leers
and a...

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Categories: bullying, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,

Get out of my head mister chatterbox

Get out of my head mister chatterbox!

Ransacking treasure trove 
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or orange hair oaf becoming 
forty seventh president
or...

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Categories: abuse, anger, bullying, crazy,

The Real Truth With Texas Idioms

The Real Truth
With Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
October 22, 2023

Saturday nights in Haskell was always a battle,
some thought Ruff might be “all hat and no Cattle”.

He oft...

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Categories: bullying, humor, humorous,

Every Picture Tells a Story

If I write when sat on the toilet - is it poetry in motion?

(Just asking for a friend!)

07/03/23...

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Categories: anti bullying, how i

Dentist

my dentist seemed well suited

some friends though this disputed

but after a quack

at my dental plaque

i found him well web footed.
...

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Categories: abuse, anti bullying, cheer

The Unlikely Friendship of Chalk and Cheese

Chalk was bold, pale skinned, and big boned.
A soft souled, porous, sedentary teen.
Bulky, he made a big initial impression,
but seemed to lack in true substance.
And...

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Categories: analogy, anti bullying, friendship,

Please Help Yarn Hexed Door Neighbor

Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible 
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague 
of buttons, plus huge spools of...

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Categories: abuse, anger, bullying, character,

Doctor In the House

our mom you sees no airhead

cause shes enrolled in premed

and when we are ill

she gives us a pill

thats why we are not lowbred.
...

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Categories: 9th grade, anti bullying,

The Invincible Birthday Candle

'The Greatest ... the Most Superb ...
The Invincible Birthday Candle ..!’
It was at the peak of its career,
It was much too hot to handle.

Its boasts...

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Categories: birthday, bullying, celebration, fate,

The Fule Lord

The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained...

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Categories: america, analogy, anger, bullying,

To Insert the Screw

I'm fed up with the trolling
  I know what I will do
Now that I am outraged
  I'll insert the screw...

Hey! Maybe wait a...

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Categories: bullying, humorous, satire,