Best Waterproof Poems

Waterproof Alsatian

Alsatian dog lives under the sea 
along with spoon billed turtle 
and a dolphin who is normal. 
Follow concrete pier into the shallows, 
angling down into deeper water 
light fading shines no more. 
Here they play, special dog with 
oily coat swimming and turning...

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The modern mattress 
is what makes possible
modern sleep;   
soft so I
model myself in it
like I'm to become
a plaster cast.
 What's wrong? she asks
there's something bothering you.
 The modern mattress
can hide the mite
that eats my skin
slough, lives small
excretes itch and sneezes.
 Just anomie, I...

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The words that I may express is wisdom of god in which I shield with waterproof wisdom guides that when spoken in his name I will acknowledge and use 100 percent etc of my time and to endlessly time that I have to display and...

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The hit single "Just close your Eyes" happens to be the best rock song of all time. It was
performed by Waterproof Blonde, but now the song's covered by Story of the Year. I can
listen to "Just Close Your Eyes" two ways, and it's the entrance...

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Uncle was a spelunker
drove to the caves
in his clunker
(it was quite the junker)
without a sound
he sunk underground
pitch black as night
and on his hat
a bright white light
(the switch it was waterproof)
to see which stalagmites
might reach the roof
where stalactites
clung on tight
unafraid of bats
flitting around
never flunking
Uncle loved going...

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