Best Sod Off Poems
Below are the all-time best Sod Off poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sod off poems written by PoetrySoup members
Fake News - Sod Off YouFake News
It’s not all about you
Because I can see, hear and preach it too
I can fake it just as well
To tell the stories others tell
Lies...
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Categories:
sod off, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Dancing For FunI'm doing a little highland dancing
and I've gone commando under my kilt
I lay down my claymore
Then dance around the hilt .
but I slipped and...
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Categories:
sod off, funny,
Form:
Verse
My Encounter With An AntMY ENCOUNTER WITH AN ANT.....
I am a real little old lady,
I walked along a street so shady,
Had an encounter with a tiny ant,
To him I...
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Categories:
sod off, anger, bullying, confusion, insect,
Form:
Free verse
True LoveTrue love.
An elderly Scotsman is dying.
He is lying in his bed.
When he thinks he smells home baking,
or is it in his head?...
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Categories:
sod off, devotionhome, home,
Form:
Rhyme
Red TapeAsset rich and cash poor
Farming’s now a constant war
Stupid rules; I’ve had enough
It’s getting hard and bloody rough.
More rules and forms come everyday
A thousand bastards...
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Categories:
sod off, anger, animal, environment, farm,
Form:
Rhyme
Gettin Old - Wot Me?In the words of the great Bard, "Alas".
But enough of Shakespeare my friends.
For it has come to pass
That half a century and yet five more
Years...
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Categories:
sod off, imagination, inspirational, life, old,
Form:
Bio
Ode To BlahBlah
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I’m sorry, what did you say?
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This is...
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Categories:
sod off,
Form:
Light Verse
Sex of My Preferred ChildIf I was ever to be blessed
With the gift of an only child
And I was given the option
To choose the sex also too
I...
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Categories:
sod off, children,
Form:
Free verse
A One Eyed Golpher In a Cactus PatchA One Eyed Golpher In A Cactus Patch
He travels beneath the sod off the spiral scene
Feeling a bit frantic from the chase he gasps...
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Categories:
sod off, beach, beautiful, beauty, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse