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Best Sod Off Poems

Below are the all-time best Sod Off poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sod off poems written by PoetrySoup members


Fake News - Sod off You
Fake News

It’s not all about you

Because I can see, hear and preach it too

I can fake it just as well

To tell the stories others tell

Lies...

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Categories: sod off, funny,
Form: Free verse



Dancing for fun
I'm doing a little highland dancing 
and I've gone commando under my kilt
I lay down my claymore
Then dance around the hilt .
but I slipped and...

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Categories: sod off, funny,
Form: Verse
Premium Member MY ENCOUNTER WITH AN ANT
MY ENCOUNTER WITH AN ANT.....

I am a real little old lady,
I walked along a street so shady,
Had an encounter with a tiny ant,
To him I...

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Categories: sod off, anger, bullying, confusion, insect, nature, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
True love
True love.

An elderly Scotsman is dying. 
He is lying in his bed. 
When he thinks he smells home baking, 
or is it in his head?...

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Categories: sod off, devotionhome, home,
Form: Rhyme
Gettin Old - Wot me?
In the words of the great Bard, "Alas".
But enough of Shakespeare my friends.
For it has come to pass
That half a century and yet five more
Years...

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Categories: sod off, imagination, inspirational, life, old, old,
Form: Bio
Ode to Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah

I’m sorry, what did you say?

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Whatever

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This is...

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Categories: sod off,
Form: Light Verse
Red Tape
Asset rich and cash poor
Farming’s now a constant war
Stupid rules; I’ve had enough
It’s getting hard and bloody rough.
More rules and forms come everyday
A thousand bastards...

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Categories: sod off, anger, animal, environment, farm,
Form: Rhyme



A One Eyed Golpher In A Cactus Patch
A One Eyed Golpher In A Cactus Patch

He travels beneath the sod off the spiral scene
 Feeling a bit frantic from the chase he gasps...

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Categories: sod off, beach, beautiful, beauty, betrayal, bible,
Form: Free verse
Sex of my preferred child
If I was ever to be blessed 
With the gift of an only child
And I was given the option 
To choose the sex also too
I...

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Categories: sod off, children,
Form: Free verse