Best Shotgun Wedding Poems

Pa held shotgun to his head

   "Marry her son or you're dead"

      "It wasn't me" the lad pled

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(This is a fictional poem)

I stand here with a shotgun pointed at my head.
If I don't marry this man's daughter, I'm as good as dead.
His...

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we’re ready are you 
         wonder if it’s mine at all
      ...

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Miss Wild
With child

Not wed
To Ted

Dad mad
You cad!

Loads gun
Says, son

Wed her
You cur

If not
Buckshot

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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At a wedding in Kansas, right next to the cake
Was a smaller one meant for the groom.
Very often such cakes sport his favorite teams
Or some...

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Surely just a little, freak accident,
a foolish thing not actually meant,
Jack and Jill after a first meeting
ended up in a shotgun wedding.

Childhood sweethearts Sue and...

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I was born into violence.
In a village by the sea.
Six siblings and me.

Shotgun wedding.
No contraception.
God forgive them.

Scenes were witnessed
by little children.
Innocent bystanders.

Clumps of hair, smashed...

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Walking down Main Street


As the rain pours down and all the people are indoors,
I walk down Main Street, under my umbrella, alone with the world.
The...

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You would've labeled it a shotgun wedding,
if you'd seen how we rushed it,
snagging the license on Friday morning
and exchanging vows that same evening.

No white dress,...

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condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
remember Ballet is best learned using proper steps and stages.
every tree is relieved when Spring comes
a shotgun wedding:...

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A Belated CCV Das Kapital event...

regarding birthday anniversary
wicked candle box event burns bright
for Karl Marx,
who amazingly graced, 
and kindled pinterest
jumpstarting money fest destiny. 

Born May...

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After my years of struggle, playing small time gigs 
Right place, right time, I hit it big 
No longer will I face the rejections 
I...

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Saturday, September 23, 2023  

Coincides with first day of fall
and Autumnal equinox for said year,
where colorful splash kindled like tinder.

After I riff flecked about...

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O The very tender voice of Michael the arch angel
speakth unto me and has told unto me that I am
now surrounded by the tender hearted...

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once
the
sneak
peak

twice
the
sneak
peak

thrice
the
shotgun wedding




*the bard doth know
     peek vs "peak"...

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