Best Put Up Your Dukes Poems

HUMAN BEINGS MAN...don't tell me it was necessary!
Couple hundred thousand people obliterated in a few seconds is beyond the realms of scary.

Truman you musta' been...

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Don’t be good just to be good, 
Because it makes you seem right,
Do good because you’re better than bad, 
Because you’re up for the fight,

And...

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Cancer, you're a real tough cookie with a long history.
You've been breaking hearts of loved ones for an eternity,
but that's okay cancer, because you just...

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To Melbourne town he took the ship, the man from Marrawah,
to take in all the city sights, he'd  never seen before.
Disembarking from the boat,...

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HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

Would this be true love to you?
No one walks a mile in my shoes!
He put up his dukes, so hot,
He...

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Lurking in the shadows of a darkened night
You’ll find a man hiding behind a mask of disguise.
Charming and witty is his game
But heart ache and...

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You are strong,
that you are.
You are mean
your blows hit hard.
You are soft
as an accidental bruise
watch out when she's healed through.

You're a perfectionist,
no one measures up
and...

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My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and that's what killed Don Rickles.
When people eat...

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On Humor Throw Some Fire

Here is how on humor to throw some fire;
Read all of my many poems in their entire;
Idea can present,
With my consent;
Things...

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It's time to circle the wagons
because were getting attacked,
we can see the arrows flying
from way up in the back,
instead of having a peace treaty,
he chose...

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Brody McGregor, who’d all of us fig’red fer single, come struttin’ into the pub, 
all slickered up like a man fit to bury…an’ fairly well...

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They called me fat and I laughed.
They called my mother an idiot and I rolled my eyes.
They threw out names so hard and fast
I had...

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I thought that my painting was a masterpiece.
But the bad critiques of it never ceased.
My brother said it was a masterpiece of sh**.
I was so...

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enemy holding inspiration hostage
come on, pathetic writer’s block
put up your dukes and fight
with my army I’ll gain advantage
so hit me with all your might
 ...

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Mine defense weapon
     of choice comprises
     standing stock
     (lock, and barrel)
  ...

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