Best Packing Heat Poems

I don't know what came over me that day - an instant of weakness after years of resistance, I suppose.

My beaming spouse leads me, a...

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There once was a girl named Red,
Whose grandma was sick in bed.
She packed up some goodies,
Put on her red hoody,.
And made haste before Granny was...

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Let me tell you a story, a story of woe:
a tale of a pup who got lost in the snow.
Daughter Laura, our eldest, came up...

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"Election Edition"  posted 1 Nov 2020
politicians:      like diapers, need frequent changing (for the same reason)

debates are like steer horns...

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I pattern my rhymes to relate to the divine plans of the maker/
Marvel at how my nouns and verbs seem to dance on the paper/
Advanced...

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To battle off intruders
I hired a dog named Goober
He came to me packing heat
I think it is a Luger

He's not a German Shepard
Though his collar...

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It’s hard these days for a crook.
Go anywhere around and take a look.
Ain’t no shops to rob of jewelry.
They all closed up and got security.
Not...

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Walking through this hazy motel, I smell the acrid smoke of the opium den hell.
Well lit in my own way, I am packing heat for...

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The missus served me high test coffee...

Ah... tis nothing more heavenly 
(to one borne again devout atheist)
then a spring like January 18th, 2023
here at Highland...

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Bulletproof!

This time I'm bulletproof,
able to survive living 
under your roof.

Bruises were the proof
of what a man you were,
this time I'm packing heat
so this time I'm...

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The missus brings me high test coffee...

A cold wintry January 53rd, 2021
at Highland Manor apartments
picturesque snow covered landscape
safely ensconced within Unit B44,
we (yours truly and...

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MAGA America Blues 

A down-home town red-neck cracker,
 Wearing black -kicking shoes, 
Packing heat 
chewing gum while drinking beer
and smoking a cigarette
wearing a MAGA hat
stops...

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