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Best Naked As A Jaybird Poems

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Premium Member Being Single Has Its Perks
I was a good wife that kept a spotless house,
And cooked good food each day for my dear spouse.
When he mowed the lawn in the...

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, freedom, house, humorous, love, relationship, wife,
Form: Light Verse



Undertaker blues
reminds me of the funeral job,
at the morgue 40 tables, i logged,
one of a hundred jobs id see,
blood n guts an misery,
macarbe on mentality...

but id...

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, adventure, me,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Nothing But Fig Leafs


They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing

But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen

Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!

All they had...

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, fun, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Naked TMI, TMI
I decided some time ago
To go naked from now on
It saves a lot on my laundry bill
Plus I admit it's a bit of a thrill

The...

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member I am the Devil -- Fantasy 101
I am the Devil, alone in my Room
   Redolent of pungent cologne and perfume 

Naked I parade, in front of my mirror
 ...

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, dark, daughter, death, horror, mom, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Sexy Spider
Prancing through the house naked as a jaybird
was a spider with such a provocative hour-glass body
I thought she needed clothing. Maybe an itsy bitsy bikini?
Pajamas?...

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, animal, sexy,
Form: Light Verse