Best Hussy Poems
Below are the all-time best Hussy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hussy poems written by PoetrySoup members
How cowardly could it be to
Prefer to hurt everyone except yourself?
Walking out the door when it gets too hot
And everything is perfect
Dark and blue lighting...
There was a plain Jane named Nellie,
who was by nature a nervous wreck,
but even more so when
she would go out to a party...
her eyes would...
Yer briny whore
akin to boar
wit' mangy hide 'n scurvy-pocked
chomped 'n chewed
me black 'n blue
wit' carnassial chompers as of croc
Be curs'd, yer nit
A Christmas Letter
hussy, christmas, humorous,
I'm not overly fond of receiving a family's annual gushing story,
In the form of a Christmas Letter stating that all is hunky-dory.
I received one the...
Goodbye, Good Riddance! (Co-written with James Fraser)
With no toilet seats carelessly left propped up
Oh, now I can be such a comfortable pup
Please take your Playboys straight out that open door
From Sunday School to Monday Morning
hussy, art, history, love,
Once again I tip the scale
And mutter, whoever invented it was a man from hell.
It was not a woman who created weights for size
hussy, funny, me, , cute,
I'm named Delysia (sic) Patricia. This poem was
inspired by Chris De Burgh's "Stripper" song.
A buxom beaut
ill of repute
amply endowed with bits to...
KIDS FUNNY BEE BUZZ POEM
hussy, children, funny,
A KIDS FUNNY BEE BUZZ POEM
The fuzzy, wuzzy bumble bee
a fussy, hussy bee was he
because he lost his buzz you see
in a muggy, buggy...
A Gardening Expose
hussy, garden, word play,
With these lines I’ll relate an intriguing tale of dubious accuracy
For I Hope to unveil sordid affairs of more than one conspiracy!
Be warned, that though...
hussy, friendship, life,
hussy, angst, caregiving, childhood, death, lost lovedeath,
Like a penny, lost and worthless, woman
mother, and buried within the origin pit, dark
she brought me like a Jezebel into her life of mourning
hussy, funny, weddingcity, girl, kiss, me, men,
Dearly Beloved; and you too Earl,
We have all gathered here together,
In everyone’s favorite bingo church,
To hitch these young-uns up forever!
Let me hear you all say...
The Day I took Her Voodoo Away (true story)
hussy, cowboy-westernold, evil, old, drug,
I do not know?
In El Paso town is where "The Head Witch" make her nest
She is smart, clever mean, evil to the heart
her tentacles to grab her prey,...
HE'S A FLOP BAWDY LIMERICK NOW UPDATED
hussy, body, humorous, lust,
A rampant old bird called Caitlin
Prepared for a long night of sin
Bill made it his mission
And got in position
But sobbed when she asked ‘is it...
It's Simply Now A Matter of When
hussy, divorce, feelings, murder,
(It’s Simply Now) A Matter of When
Verse: I’m phoning up a lawyer, I can’t take this anymore
the whiskey and the women keep pouring out the...
dehydration quenched on an island with females - part 1
hussy, butterfly, desire, devotion, freedom, gender, heaven,
one seventh heaven fantasy of this middle aged hetero
sexual mwm would be to take the playbook of the late
(recently deceased) Hugh Hefner....
hussy, discrimination, poverty, society, truth, wisdom,
Cardboard box compassion,
canned love with a cadaver expiration date
Sub-contract the morgue delivery,
charge a mob fee that’s double the going vig rate
Profit from scapegoating the poor...
The Barbecue and Other News
hussy, conflict, family, friendship, together,
it's beautiful, the whole dam business,
the circle, the new and distant friends,
the words formed, which blow away;
like Zeek and Ike and Calloway;
hussy, hope, imagination, life, mystery, people, social,
Liberty Bow Face
hussy, allusion, imagery, truth, wisdom,
Red power mode
My, oh my ...
sweet apple pie!
Patriotic American cheese is turning sour Kraut commie
Democracy is Wisconsin curdling ... penicillin shot
needed between the...
hussy, dark, hate, judgement, wisdom,
On a runup to the past,
lightning lies are striking fast
Speak a little Fuhrer con,
Dollar sanction appease a wannabe Stalin
In the Big Ivory House,
every hussy dictator...
Human Nature Doesn't Change - IV
hussy, betrayal, growth, how i feel, humanity,
Freddy was a man in love with his wife,
she’d been his six years to the day,
when word came that his firm was downsizing
and Fred’s sweet...
The Bitterness of Honey
hussy, allusion, analogy, anxiety,
The day’s been impressively amazing
Because everything was entertaining
Birds sang sweetly in shrubs like Hellen
On blossoms lots of bees sought pollen
Bumblebees have been busy...
hussy, celebration, celebrity, character, creation, feelings, film,
Who's voice meatus
with a sweet tenors
which words are sung
so smooth and sweet
Vivace Trill Trombone?
uh, you don't know
Meatus Tablature ?
sweet, sweet tone
puttin on the ritz
hussy, adventure, sexy,
Head to toe seduction is bliss
Her bed to show her suction is missed
Lips red perky and plump
Her hips twerky her stance is...