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Best Hussy Poems

Below are the all-time best Hussy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hussy poems written by PoetrySoup members


Hussy
How cowardly could it be to
Prefer to hurt everyone except yourself?

Walking out the door when it gets too hot
And everything is perfect
Dark and blue lighting...

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Categories: hussy, passionme,
Form: Free verse



The Hussy
There was a plain Jane named Nellie,
who was by nature a nervous wreck,
but even more so when
she would go out to a party...
her eyes would...

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Categories: hussy, humor,
Form: Light Verse
FOREPLAY
Yer briny whore
akin to boar
wit' mangy hide 'n scurvy-pocked
chomped 'n chewed
me black 'n blue
wit' carnassial chompers as of croc

Be curs'd, yer nit  
me ample...

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Categories: hussy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Christmas Letter
I'm not overly fond of receiving a family's annual gushing story,
In the form of a Christmas Letter stating that all is hunky-dory.
I received one the...

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Categories: hussy, christmas, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Goodbye, Good Riddance! (Co-written with James Fraser)
With no toilet seats carelessly left propped up
Oh, now I can be such a comfortable pup
Please take your Playboys straight out that open door
Then shut...

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Categories: hussy, funnyme,
Form: Quatrain



From Sunday School to Monday Morning
Once again I tip the scale
And mutter, whoever invented it was a man from hell.
It was not a woman who created weights for size
For women...

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Categories: hussy, art, history, love,
Form: Ballad
SHOW TIME
I'm named Delysia (sic) Patricia. This poem was 
inspired by Chris De Burgh's "Stripper" song.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABwDWwYX0Q4.

A buxom beaut
ill of repute
amply endowed with bits to...

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Categories: hussy, funny, me, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
KIDS FUNNY BEE BUZZ POEM
A KIDS FUNNY BEE BUZZ POEM
								 
The fuzzy, wuzzy bumble bee
a fussy, hussy bee was he
because he lost his buzz you see
in a muggy, buggy...

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Categories: hussy, children, funny,
Form: Rubai
A Gardening Expose
With these lines I’ll relate an intriguing tale of dubious accuracy
For I Hope to unveil sordid affairs of more than one conspiracy!
Be warned, that though...

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Categories: hussy, garden, word play,
Form: Rhyme
The Group
                        
It's...

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Categories: hussy, friendship, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bastard Child
Like a penny, lost and worthless, woman
mother, and buried within the origin pit, dark
she brought me like a Jezebel into her life of mourning
mistress of...

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Categories: hussy, angst, caregiving, childhood, death, lost lovedeath,
Form: Sestina
Redneck Wedding
Dearly Beloved; and you too Earl,
We have all gathered here together,
In everyone’s favorite bingo church,
To hitch these young-uns up forever!

Let me hear you all say...

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Categories: hussy, funny, weddingcity, girl, kiss, me, men,
Form: Rhyme
The Day I took Her Voodoo Away (true story)
In El Paso town is where "The Head Witch" make her nest
She is smart, clever mean, evil to the heart
her tentacles to grab her prey,...

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© Danny Nunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hussy, cowboy-westernold, evil, old, drug,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member HE'S A FLOP BAWDY LIMERICK NOW UPDATED
A rampant old bird called Caitlin
Prepared for a long night of sin
Bill made it his mission
And got in position
But sobbed when she asked ‘is it...

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Categories: hussy, body, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
It's Simply Now A Matter of When
(It’s Simply Now) A Matter of When

Verse: 	I’m phoning up a lawyer, I can’t take this anymore
the whiskey and the women keep pouring out the...

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Categories: hussy, divorce, feelings, murder,
Form: Lyric
dehydration quenched on an island with females - part 1
one  seventh heaven fantasy of this middle aged hetero
sexual mwm would be  to take the playbook of the late 
(recently deceased) Hugh Hefner....

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Categories: hussy, butterfly, desire, devotion, freedom, gender, heaven,
Form: Free verse
Poor Stewards

Cardboard box compassion,
canned love with a cadaver expiration date
Sub-contract the morgue delivery,
charge a mob fee that’s double the going vig rate
Profit from scapegoating the poor...

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Categories: hussy, discrimination, poverty, society, truth, wisdom,
Form: Narrative
The Barbecue and Other News
it's beautiful, the whole dam business,
the circle, the new and distant friends,
the words formed, which blow away; 
like Zeek and Ike and Calloway; 

and the...

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Categories: hussy, conflict, family, friendship, together,
Form: Free verse
Boldness
 
Brazen hussy
Openly sinful
Living free
Drama queen
Needing nothing
Everyone knows
She's strong
Secretly.... shy
 
...

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Categories: hussy, hope, imagination, life, mystery, people, social,
Form: Acrostic
Liberty Bow Face

Red power mode
White digital
Blue logo

My, oh my ...
sweet apple pie!
Patriotic American cheese is turning sour Kraut commie
Democracy is Wisconsin curdling ... penicillin shot
needed between the...

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Categories: hussy, allusion, imagery, truth, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Blitzkrieg Days

On a runup to the past,
lightning lies are striking fast
Speak a little Fuhrer con,
Dollar sanction appease a wannabe Stalin
In the Big Ivory House,
every hussy dictator...

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Categories: hussy, dark, hate, judgement, wisdom,
Form: Elegy
Human Nature Doesn't Change - IV
IV.
Freddy was a man in love with his wife,
she’d been his six years to the day,
when word came that his firm was downsizing
and Fred’s sweet...

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Categories: hussy, betrayal, growth, how i feel, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
The Bitterness of Honey

The day’s been impressively amazing
Because everything was entertaining
Birds sang sweetly in shrubs like Hellen
On blossoms lots of bees sought pollen  

Bumblebees have been busy...

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Categories: hussy, allusion, analogy, anxiety,
Form: ABC
Love Exam
Who's voice meatus
with a sweet tenors
tone
which words are sung
so lovely
so smooth and sweet
Nonet Musette?
Atonal Baroque?
Vivace Trill Trombone?
uh, you don't know
Rubato Tutti?
Meatus Tablature ?
sweet, sweet tone
do...

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Categories: hussy, celebration, celebrity, character, creation, feelings, film,
Form: Classicism
puttin on the ritz
Head to toe seduction is bliss 
Her bed to show her suction is missed 
Lips red perky and plump 
Her hips twerky her stance is...

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© bob munko  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hussy, adventure, sexy,
Form: Blank verse