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Best Housebroken Poems

Below are the all-time best Housebroken poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of housebroken poems written by PoetrySoup members


Housebroken
They say I'm quite the expert
The best they've ever seen yet
So I'll tell you all my secrets
On the art of housebreaking pets

You'll need a lot...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: housebroken, funny
Form: Rhyme



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Bob had been a lonely man ever since
His wife of fifty years had passed.
“Lord, let me join her.” he would pray.
“Let this day be my...

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Categories: housebroken, age, angel, animal, bereavement, best friend,
Form: Rhyme
Bandit
Bandit 

That first day he took his own room
He doesn’t want anyone in there
Especially to sweep with a broom

From day one he’s been housebroken
He barks...

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Categories: housebroken, familyday, me, day, me,
Form: Rhyme
Husband For Sale
(tongue in cheek
by this moldering geek.)

Thy marriage doth incurably ail,
even strangers would vouchsafe
     (with nary any cavil),
    ...

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Categories: housebroken, 12th grade, best friend, care, dad,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Dog Peanut
I have a dog name Peanut;
he's  a long-haired mutt.

He's my shadow halve, 
he's the closest friend I have. 

He's sorts of a blend of...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: housebroken, dog, love, pets,
Form: Rhyme