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Best Horsey Poems

Below are the all-time best Horsey poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of horsey poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member A Horsey Type Grin

Have you ever seen a horsey grin
They've got humongous amounts of teeth
Their dentist bill must be atrocious
It's almost beyond belief

Whenever they get a toothache
They feel...

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Categories: horsey, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member A Horsey Type Grin

My friend is known for a horsey type grin
Along with his whinny, he can run like the wind
Through fields of clover
Don't mind his odour
Just hold...

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Categories: horsey, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Horsey Type Grin
Have you ever seen a horsey grin
They have a humongous amount of teeth
Their dentist bill must be really atrocious
They're almost beyond belief

Holy crap when they...

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Categories: horsey, children,
Form: Quatrain
The day I was born,
I was given a horse.
My first new toy 
and best friend of course.
I didn't know then,
but Horsey was his name. 

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Categories: horsey, childhoodme, me,
Form: I do not know?
Sorry honey, BettyeJean can't come over and play
with you- she's got a show today
my mother said, patting me on the head
as my father muttered something

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Categories: horsey, animal, humor, humorous, imagery, people, pride,
Form: Free verse

Maisey's Love
I didn't know the sunlight 'till she brought it to the house,
or how much better pancakes are when shaped like Mickey Mouse.
I've learned that giving...

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© Wayne Sapp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horsey, childhood, loveme, , literature,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member ABC Poem for Fun II
An awful aardvark ate anchovies against all advice.
Besides belching beyond belief, he bit bitter banana boats.
Charlie Chimp cackled curiously, convinced
Delicious delectable desserts did damage.

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Categories: horsey, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: ABC
I've always admired 
and I guess I most surely 
always will
No legend without em' 
The unsung heroes of 
any heroic battle

Pony, colt, filly or mare

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Categories: horsey, horse
Form: Quatorzain
It was not a dark and stormy night
The night was not sultry nor moist
The sky's color didn't please the knight.

The Knight was a gentleman since...

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Categories: horsey, horse, humorous, night, nonsense, rain, silly,
Form: Verse
The Circle is Round
The morning was dark when I first held my newborn son
The tears overwhelmed as smiles did break my mouth
Proud was I this gift of such...

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Categories: horsey, father, growing up, life, my child,
Form: Couplet
Rhubarb-Everyone Poops Contest
They wait in the streets with a bucket and spade
The gardeners waiting for a horse to oblige
First it is the milkman, with bottles a rattling

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Categories: horsey, garden, heaven,
Form: Verse
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce

Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married...

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Categories: horsey, analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry,
Form: Limerick
When I was eight years old, Nancy a stringy-haired blond, chose me to be her playmate.  She idolized horses and always played "horsey" with...

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Categories: horsey, childhood, girl, horse,
Form: Haibun
Last Night with Gucci
Dark serene
Alone and together
My world in chaos
Vocational anxiety
Financial sobriety
Yet all matters not
As I look to my right
Gaze at my Gucci
Amazed by her will
Her zest for...

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Categories: horsey, dog, eulogy, farewell, goodbye, love, pets,
Form: Free verse
Droopy Drawers
Another true tom tale;

Not too long ago
I did really own
A pair of 
Fruit of the Loom briefs,
One detined to make me groan

For sure, it had,

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horsey, adventure, angst, funny, life, uplifting,
Form: Burlesque
Animal attraction
Be aware of the Cougar, the big mountain Cat
Now I know you like mounting, but your just a Pussy Cat
I sometimes think you’re Horsey, and...

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Categories: horsey, animal, rude, sexy,
Form: Light Verse
Where Did the Pickles and Onions Go
I enjoy your roast beef sliced wafer-thin.
Pile it high on a seeded bun whenever I am in.
Combine it with a drink and some curly fries.

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Categories: horsey, business, food
Form: Rhyme
Whos Your Daddy
Oooh baby ride that horsey 
harder and harder, faster and 
faster...keep it Cumming, no 
don't stop now just keep it 
Cumming...well ain't this 
what you...

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© Bo Lanier  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horsey, dad, horse, passion,
Form: Free verse
random five
Fortune cookies of a tiny purply pyrotechnic fish is a swimming hazard in a left-handed pool but horses pass on boats so it is not...

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Categories: horsey, creation, , cute,
Form: I do not know?
Idiotic Ads
 Idiotic Ads 
Idiotic Ads 
When the eye gets rich and famous and receives his next million dollars charlax 
the third will...

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Categories: horsey, education, on work and working, science
Form: Free verse
Volt Impurity

Ballot dolts
who got a gun love for the vote,
lift the sidearm
and affirm
their right to fire a bullet nope
Pulling the trigger lever
with lightning speed,
they choose to...

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Categories: horsey, america, history, political, truth,
Form: Dramatic Verse
im over it.
fo realz.
kids these days.
all emo.
and sad.
and cutting themselves.
im not of those kids anymore.
im going to get over everything.
and live life to the fullest.

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Categories: horsey, life, teen,
Form: I do not know?
feeling frantic fraternization
Bean bags. Vacuum cleaners. And dustbins. Lining up. Waiting. Waiting for the cloths. The cloths are counting dust particles. That will take a very long...

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Categories: horsey, animal, basketball,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member MY NEW DOG
If I jump up
Will I fill the cup
So very abrupt
Saddle up 
Horsey-ride em cowboy into the sunset
Went to a animal shelter to adopt a pet

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Categories: horsey, animal, appreciation, dog, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member hankering for a brawling

Cowboy Ray here...  
I am a bronco bustin lover
Sunday meeting goin to see my girl Darla
Hankerin fer a cold can of beans to be...

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Categories: horsey, anxiety, character, hilarious,
Form: Cowboy