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Best Hootch Poems

Below are the all-time best Hootch poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hootch poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Shoot the Hootch
Shoot the Hootch   O dear
   The raft is wild upon the flow
      I could walk across...

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Categories: hootch, river,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Cowboy Saturday Night Hoedown
The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done.
Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious...

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Categories: hootch, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Do Frogs Wear Froggie Dentures
Remember back when you were a kid

Every day was a wonderful adventure

Exciting things to explore and investigate

Do frogs have pearly white dentures

Or why do elephants...

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Categories: hootch, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Old Curmudgeon
Strollin' thro' the park the other day I chanced upon to meet,
An old feller sittin' on a bench and he invited me to have a...

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Categories: hootch, funnyold, me, old,
Form: Rhyme
Stanza 1971
In ol' Songbe the choppers rise
From the sling-out pad with sleepy eyes,
All filled with special OD goodies--
Frags and doo just for the boonies.

We'll convoy up...

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Categories: hootch, death, history,
Form: Ballad



How Times Have Changed
A professor of mine told a story
Of a litterbug caught in the act
So the witness retrieved
What the litterbug heaved
With the thought that with guilt he’d...

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Categories: hootch, change, today,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Do Frogs Wear Froggy Dentures
Remember back when you were a kid
Every day was a wonderful adventure
Exciting things to explore and investigate
Do frogs have pearly white dentures

Or why do elephants...

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Categories: hootch, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Dream Delayed No Longer
So,here I am kids in 2023 after having wasted
two decades of the only thing we can't get more of,time.I don't even want to talk about...

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Categories: hootch, appreciation,
Form: Narrative

Book: Shattered Sighs