Best Defecates Poems

IT REEKS ANEW
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS


When a Cow Defecates Onto the Grazing Field
There Is a Stench, That All Miasmic Odors Yield
But Given Some Time the Weathering Will Seal
And the Original Discomfort Becomes a non Deal
However, If the Deposit Is Stirred, the Odors Return
Leaving Old Conflicts Alone,...

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Running cracks of lead flaked paint, spiders across the front door like a grandfather's
forehead. 
Its hinges squeal from years of inattention and forgotten maintenance
Floor boards moan a song of dismemberment and forgotten age
While musty gloom thickens the air –  inhibiting, restricting, compressing breaths
 
Entrance...

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It started the 8th of June
moving away from too familiar
into too alien,
finding no sane oasis between.

Vibrant greens relentlessly fade
to wilting monoculturing drought.
Brown patches emerge with dulled loss of inspiration
of what might have been a family
an ecological home
a contenting pasture for aging bones,
hinky synapses flaring thorny...

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Reality lies sandwiched
between fantasy and faith.
But the existence of hope
allows for uncertainty.

Authority looms in black,
with its rigid arms outstretched.
And swallowing human rights,
it defecates slavery.

Lonely hearts desperately
haunt the edge of dying dreams.
And promises rain manna,
on gullible, hungry souls.

Freedom fuels decisions
found only outside the box.
Conformity is rooted
in...

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1. Your few dents don’t join to form a rabble
I am still in growth, talking in babbles
not bad to be a hen and a sparrow
still much needed by me, a straight arrow
from the two sides, the good still rings the bell
I’m soaked in bad fluids...

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Is the occultist aware she’s daring,
That she carries the shadiest orifice?
No.
She just defecates and scars remain.


Akin to the likes of an unmarketable comedian:
passion on one side, narcissism on the other.
‘Twas unforeseen.


Enemies working together,
Exchanging callous banknotes.


No one had foreseen this.


Eventually, she’ll cripple
from depositing and withdrawing.
But no...

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The Unwelcome Visitor

By Elton Camp

As a visitor, he’s the very worst
At the prospect, I silently cursed

We don’t want to be around him
He’s coming again, confound him

His demeanor is a total disgrace
Getting right up in one’s face

He speaks no words to be offensive
Yet his presence makes...

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“You are most elegantly composed, so cleverly penned””
The poem breaks wind.
“Will others notice the wisdom I have poured into you?”
The poem begins to rummage in a kitchen drawer.
“You are the perfect child of my creative powers!”
It finds a knife, begins to vigorously saw 
at priceless...

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He looks ... Once more

The wide, weathered barn door
Tilts … To the wind
Its hinges broken … Rusted
It will never close again

Doesn’t matter

A small, solitary swallow
Flees from the shadows within
Vanishes into a chaste sun

He wonders … To where will he fly?

A radiant white dove
Descends
Upon the shimmering...

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Can I not live?  Just live.  Just live and breathe
And appreciate, not my life, but life.
Walk beneath the stormy skies and see the clouds
And smile at the moon. She always appreciates
She reassures me that the Sun is still there
And His rays touch her...

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The money machine eats youth, life and spontaneity,
beauty, and above all, creativity.
It eats quality, and defecates quantity....

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I have a friend who beats his chest 
Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed 
He goes out clubbing, club in hand 
Neanderthal romance, clubber lang. 

He drinks banana daiquiris by the bowl 
Experiments with chest wigs, an anthropoids soul 
He apes around to attract...

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rain reciprocate wind
inhaled gas nourishes alveoli
leaves give air of life
bull defecates
believe in...

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ROCK HARD POLITICAL DEFECATION

Making the nation
great again, he defecates
laws of injustice:-
Stinky flowing unjust laws:
Stooled igneous tyranny:-
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