Best Beauty Queen Poems

Your ass is slightly enlarged
Your hips are somewhat wide
You have wrinkles all over your thighs
You eyes they droop 
Crows feet shoot me dead
With your dreary eye stare
The world sees ugly, over due and despair

Your chest is a scar
Red and ripe, disfigured and bare
Your time is...

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Is there a junkyard for old tiaras and outdated ball gowns?
Where does Beauty go when age has taken her crown? 
Removed atop her head and passed onto the new, 
smiling gracefully her rein is over her chapter is through. 
The walkway has shortened the stage...

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Beauty Queen – The Ultimate Beauty Secret, A Collab with Cecilia Crasto 

Did someone want to find the Ultimate Beauty secret? Against all odds, will persistence pay off at the Beauty Pageant?  Watch to the end of this hilarious and heart-warming journey of resilience,...

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Beauty Queen
Yes indeed, for all to see.

And what a doll you are.
Sun - lit colored ringlets in a row.

You do your little dance for the judges.
For all the world to see, you are the color of poetry.

Second on your talent, as you went strolling by...

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beauty queen

proclaiming truth on hill

megaphone goes wrong


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3/18/2017

I like this poem because, ironically, the 
truth never gets heard....

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You say that you can picture me sitting in my chair.
What is it that you picture when you look from over there? 
Do you envision beauty or an ugly, wrinkled hag? 
Does my skin give off a glow or do my wrinkles sag? 

It's strange...

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Lofty mountain paints the scene,
Trees and bushes fill the green.

Crispy voice of birds chirping,
Humming sound of bees churning.

Alluring oasis thirst quenching,
Reflecting rays of sunlight so soothing.

Choice of flowers wide-ranging,
View of blooming flowers bewildering.

Streams of river meandering,
Forming deltas so encompassing.

Smell of sweetness so filling,
Sense of freedom...

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Sleeping Beauty
Chemistry Partners
Farraginous cultures mix
Perfect creation....

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Once upon a time a well-stacked, beautiful Playmate
One featured in Hefner’s magazine, which was first rate
bought herself a marvelous Hollywood estate
With future proceeds she hoped to create.

This was way back in the day, about seventy-eight.
This girl had big boobs, pretty eyes and was not overweight.
I...

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Thy beauty no one deny
at the passing of thy movement
kings pauses to behold thy beauty
at the gaze of thy sight is a spell thereof
Esther thy name
beauty thy game
had i a choice but to go with thee
to there where built thy castle
should u need a home?!
Here...

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Now that all the world-honored bloom you have,
How do you plan to run the affairs of this estate?
Whatever your thrifty or careless arrangement,
Remember that Nature gives in order to confiscate.

So what you think you so luckily have is not yours,
It all belongs to that incorruptible...

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Former beauty queen,
dead at age six
Family and friends
gathered together for the Christmas holiday
Had a monster in their midst,
who spirited the child's innocent life away

Little Miss JonBenet,
as time moves on,
more and more people will forget
But you will always be remembered by me,
though I never met you
Beauty...

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Muddy shoes beside her bed
Thoughts of you inside her head
Sheets that smell of gasoline
Been a long night for the beauty queen

Light flickers from a distant fire
Ask for the truth, she'll be the liar
The sight of you it turned her mean
Kiss and tell on the mezzanine

She's...

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Years have washed away the glow,
but not the dreams of yesterday,
standing tall and pretty,
holding a dozen red roses,
matching the beauty of the smile  on
her painted face.

Wearing the regal crown and cape
which promised the keys to the convertible,
endless trips to no-name towns for
grand openings and...

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Mostly people who are lean
Are the ones thought to be mean;
Don’t ask them “Where have you been?”
For being The Odd Human Being,
Who prefer to be not seen.

Mostly people who are lean
Would enact hair-raising scene,
As students challenge their Dean:
Rice prove inferior to Bean
For long weeks wear...

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