Best Beauticians Poems

E Pluribus Unum ~  Out Of Many, One

[Author's note: E Pluribus Unum is a traditional motto of the United 
States, but the scope of this poem is intended to be of a more global scale.]


We are farmhands, postal workers, we are rich industrialists
We are...

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Beauty shop smells insult my nose.
The bleach, the lifters, the perm solution.
They all smell bad.
I could not work here for two seconds.
A child behind me is playing a video game.
The volume is up, in my ear.
Bing. Ring. Ding. Sing. Ming. Bing. Bing. Ring.
It is driving...

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Assured in her beliefs,
My Grandma knew the score:
Not many folk would get to Heaven;
The following would be ignored.

A black man, Jew, Italian,
Catholic, Greek, or Slav,
Misguided Presbyterian, 
Adolescent plotting Love.

The Poor, because they should have saved,
The Rich who had too much,
The Drunkard for his need,
The Cripple...

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If I get all the riches of the world, will win all stress
I'd snatch you away from all of your business
No order, no shipment would draw your attention
Just you and I, none else would exist to create tension
Putting down all of your office files and...

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Salons and beauticians carve beauty
Today beauty and makeup are considered as duty
What implies these beautiful faces?
Reality and honesty in some cases
Other hide ugliness and show they are fruity
Is it fair or a cruelty?
For ourselves a complete dishonesty
As our beauty old age surely displaces
Really? The Makeover
To...

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Repunzel’s high in the castle
With hair’s neat knots in a tassel 
This sweet young flower
So blond in the tower
Is for beauticians a hassle...

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Conceived by negative compounds
I came to existence,
Covered in an attractive outfit 
An attraction too many

My sisters’ crystal clear
Cold and useful
Could be found at the poles
to regulates the earth’s temperature

My looks a reflection of my
Composition
Gases of all nature, bad bad bad
Negative to plants and animals

Yes I...

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We never saw it coming, we were all at university
studying to be the future intelligentsia.
We wanted to be lawyers, accountants, and bankers,
we wanted to be science teachers, podiatrists, and politicians
and we made it!
We had the degrees and the diplomas. The recognition
and applause of a grateful...

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Elegance Charm And Grace.
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Elegance charm and grace
Decadence with a photogenic beauticians idealistic face
Stylish fashion a portrayal of high class Ladies at the time
For those of means and the modernistic trendy mind
The social butterfly the belle of the ball
Statuesque sensually curvaceous leggy and tall
The scent of...

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Tune in! Tune in!
Its "Lost":Season 8...strangers, stranded by fate
   If on a deserted island...how does the big guy NOT lose weight?
...Meanwhile, back at the lab,  producers are working around the clock
To find fake people, thrown in fake situations....feeding the foolish flock
 ...

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Potpourri of collections
Hug of affections

Season of winters
Track of sprinters

Road of cars 
Street of bars

Pad of flies
Pod of eyes

Tin of sardines
Western of jeans

View of lens
Peck of hens

Pulpit of preachers
Lesson of teachers

Smack of bottoms
Perfume of blossoms

Fist of thugs
Bed of bugs

Table of logs
Circle of cogs

Score of musicians
Face of...

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Some people are really bothered by dandruff
Special treatments are surely a must
But after some tests by a team of beauticians
They determined mine is brain dust!

Too much intelligence can be quite disconcerting
Being constantly right all the time
You just can't imagine the stress that it causes
Enlightening the...

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My valued time for musicians:
On-stage a class of magicians,
Though their tunes not for theologian’s
Who brand musicians logicians…

It’s a reaching-out to people 
For stirring their dreams or ripple,
Musicians for the route to love,
Their tunes proofs of its being a dove
“While living, bleeding and kicking
A lip you...

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Morganna was the quintessential beautician for sure
every bride wanted her on their wedding day
she was booked in advance, her motives were pure
the trick is to make their updo a bit messy, a fly away

the other beauticians did not know what she meant
She showed them how...

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Beauty is no more the province of beauticians
   ~ than magic is that of magicians...

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