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Best Ants In His Pants Poems

Below are the all-time best Ants In His Pants poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of ants in his pants poems written by PoetrySoup members


Fire Monkey
Cunningly swinging
On the trees of life
Playing his pranks
Winding up the wife

Enjoying every challenge
Using his brain
Owning it. Bossing it
Playing the game

He's a Chinese Monkey 
- a...

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Categories: ants in his pants, animal,



Premium Member acoustic ecology
By waters edge sat John Muir
His wish for us all, preserve what's pure
He twisted and wiggled, his butt did a dance
It occurred to him, he...

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny,

The Aunt Dance
An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

   ...

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny, nature

Hmmm
Is that writhing really a dance
Or does he have ants in his pants
You have the answer perchance
He’s taking his Can Can to France!
...

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny

Premium Member my little black sheep was a heap of wool
my little black sheep was a heap of wool

hes a black sheep
that what he told me as he wept 
those elephant tears
those were funny my...

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Categories: ants in his pants, absence, boyfriend, break up,

Hello Laughing Crow
Hello, it's me
I'm listening to Adele, numbing my courage to speak
Hello, it's me
I've been outside, knocking on your door since 3 with these uncomfortable boots...

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Categories: ants in his pants, character, cheer up, halloween,

Premium Member LANCE 'N FRANCE


A wonderful fellow was Lance
Always acting with utmost vigilance
By day drove an ambulance
By night stayed home to water his plants
Never expressing much exuberance
Or given to...

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Categories: ants in his pants, appreciation, cute love, family,

ANTS
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Categories: ants in his pants, fun, funny,

Lance From France
There is a guy named lance
who loved to dance
moved to America for his chance
off the molly he had ants in his pants
raves and rants
ecstasy cramps
drunken...

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Categories: ants in his pants, abuse, addiction, culture, drug,