Best Adenoid Poems

His pinched up nostrils,
His bat-ears,
He is hard to hear,
His eyes stare----
--With vacant expression----
And mouth open,
With protruding incisors,
His saliva dribbles.
Clinician! Can you offer diagnosis?
No? Oh! It's...

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Tonsils With An Adenoid

Took out my tonsils and adenoid,
Then did remove my hemorrhoid;
Received an itch,
From each stitch;
My life more comfortably enjoyed.

Jim Horn...

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Wiggly Worms

They took out both tonsils and each adenoid
And now another sore throat I cannot avoid
There is nothing with left to collect the germs
Which once...

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This poetic blurb not meant to annoy
divulging, when just a whippersnapper boy
me late mum and octogenarian pop agreed 
   without questioning why doctor...

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Redicule of a Loose Tool

Determined that if not enjoyed, it would be destroyed
And with another thought and idea became annoyed
When around with many things my...

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Trump Unfriendly

Trump has been unfriendly and a big jerk;
Out for him many things may never work,
Big mouth will avoid;
Tonsil and adenoid;
Responsibilities and duties he did...

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