Humorous Bear Poems

There once lived a huge, black bear named quiet
In the forest, he ate a bland diet
Never one to roar
He was such a bore
‘Til gobbling a...

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I am the pirate bear! I am the pirate bear! 
I am without a care, with plenty of curly hair!
I travel the seven seas, I...

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big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers   




Date Written: 4/12/2022

3 Place 

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Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...

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I do not ask for much, just the last drop of honey said Baby Bear.
We gave him his wish in the bathtub and on the...

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I had no idea that bears had a ceremony I said.
You are hilarious! Yelled my nature loving cousin Fred.
How do you think they get married?...

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I want to find a Boo-Boo 
for my Smokey Bear
So now that you’re aware 
of this just stop your 
staring at me
Please hear my plea
Next...

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Life is filled with questions,                                          ...

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If
you go right
and
I go left …

then perhaps
we can
locate Goldilocks! 

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My best friend my Teddy Bear Cuz,                  ...

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Bear and me,                      ...

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The Sun had risen to greet the day
    and marveled at such a range of wondrous things.
Where below the warmth it brought...

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honeycomb danger
grizzly bear has sniffed them out
stingers no good here...

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A grizzly bear’s paw is wider 
than a woman’s face.
And about the length from base to claw tips
Maybe longer

I had no idea of this until...

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The Old grizzled Bear... was now keenly aware
    as he lay in his Cave all alone.
Where his time as King... was a...

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